The problem with my family owning a restaurant is all I want to do is eat my weight in pizza right now but I guess that’s frowned upon and all I’m getting is a salad with, like, two croutons in it. JUST LET ME LIVE, MOM.
You shouldn’t have too many simple sugars and/or complex carbs in your diet, btw.
...but I’d still eat the pizza, so whatever.  Just one slice.  Gluten free.  Light on the cheese.  BUT STILL.  #TreatYoSelf, blah blah blah.










