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[thulium]

[lmbibitor]

“can mutuals dm you?” my mutuals can fire me from a cannon through a brick wall, looney tunes style. as long as we’re all having fun

[spring-ephemeral]

me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.

me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.

[ovur]

You don't care about me. You never did

[the-shania-twainsaw-massacre]

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish

[fairycosmos]

honestly it's ok for me to flop and live the way i do. i dont have kids and i dont hurt anyone #mytruth

[yamada-ryo]

honestly one of the all time tweets of all time tbh

[dionysiaproductions]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[penandinkprincess]

3 pm: god, I'm EXHAUSTED. going to bed early for SURE.

midnight: I Have Literally Never Been More Awake And Alert

[vividciggy]

TLT as tumblr text posts (pt. 2)

[azurevoltage]

Harrowhark: Always having A Time (TM)

[skrunksthatwunk]

@myxinidaes GET BACK HERE. YOU CANNOT JUST LEAVE THAT IN THE TAGS

[swimming-anchor-cat24]

One of my favorite things about the locked tomb is how Muir portrays immortality. Because in so many fantasy books it's a thousand year old man waiting for a teenage girl his whole life (creepy as fuck) and he's been great friends with the same people for so long and he just never changes. But the lyctors? Mercy and Augustine and Gideon I and even John? They change a lot. Their relationships change. Their morals change. Imagine living ten thousand years with your coworkers. That's probably a special kind of hell. Muir does a great job of showing that if you live that long and only a few other people live the same amount of time, you're all going to end up hating each other and wanting to kill each other eventually. You're going to end up sleeping with each other and breaking each others hearts and having codependent relationships and becoming seriously fucked up. And if you live long enough, you might have a threesome with god

[willkill4pudding]

The Mythraem is like the Big Brother house where a bunch of people who may or may not be able to cohabitate with each other are stuck in a place thats cut off from the rest of civilization. But if you dont like someone you cant just vote them out you're stuck with them indefinitely. Like the absolutely deranged shit they must have gotten up to would make any reality show producer blush.

[swimming-anchor-cat24]

New reality TV show idea:

Immortal undying saints all try to live together for 10,000 years

[leftbooblover]

Sorry for the absence. I’ve been busy falling in love and catching the plague. Here’s a Harrow warmup

[queerstudiesnatural]

i think there is something to be said about this wave of white women made media that is so surface level with an underlying racist and/or insensitive bias and that refuses to engage with criticism. i'm talking taylor swift's the life of a showgirl, emerald fennell's wuthering heights, colleen hoover, the acotar series and booktok in general, etc. whenever you dare to raise concerns about the superficiality or the questionable writing or the treatment of poc in those pieces you get shut down with a "it's not that deep" or "let women have fun". this weaponisation of misogyny to justify slop made for mass consumption, especially considering how wide spread it is becoming, scares me quite a bit. to quote princess weekes, "the girlypopification of anti-intellectualism" is truly concerning, and i do believe it is linked to the rise of far right movements worldwide. if you refuse to engage with what you are being presented with, and exclusively consume brain smoothing content "for fun" then yeah you do become more susceptible to propaganda. it is that deep.

[occudo]

I tried drawing random animals from memory in 2 minutes (based on a spilled ink video) but at the elephant I realised I'm really not good at it :'D So I ended up redrawing them with references just to see the difference, and ended up spending way too much time on it.

[occudo]

Part 2!

Went back and finished the video. There were more animals I never saw before (and one where I accidentally drawn a different one :"D ) but it's all done!

[setulose]

Hi. It's me, Trustfund Whitelady, here to tell you all about my queer-owned small business oddities shop. Check out our multiple products on offer such as: quartz bought in bulk from Amazon, $5 vinyl stickers of animals in cowboy hats, king cake plastic baby earrings, and up in our display case, a taxidermied bat we for sure don't have a permit for. Our brick and mortar store has no available parking or public restroom but it DOES smell so strongly of incense that you'll need to hose yourself down after exiting :) If you can't make it out to the shop, no worries! We'll be at the craft market next Saturday between the amigurumi mushrooms stall and the 3d printed fidget slugs stall

[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise