jade♡

she/they || 7teen multifandom! my interests change like the wind sorry ^^ 

[pjackk]

Im sick of all the hater lesbos constantly trying to ram me off the road and kill me

[toddsolondz]

when you’re having a laugh with your dad but then you suddenly remember that he’s going to hell

[jame7t]

don’t come near me. you’re just trying to domesticate me and it won’t work

[cryptotheism]

Oh well. Guess I'll have to eat these pills wrapped in cheese all by my self.

[jame7t]

hold on…

did you say 🧀cheese?

[radiofreeslowzone]

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[catgirlweed]

Irl!Jax: I sure am glad I went to therapy to deal with all my emotional problems before I ruined all my personal relationships and drove everyone away! Also I'm a girl now!

The perfect copy of her mind with all of her thoughts and memories trapped inside a computer running on Windows 96: I'm going to amazing digital kill myself

[mono-lithical]

they hit his ass with the "was" im gonna cry

[biteybeast]

cats when they see a bird

[sanguine-raven]

well, y'know what they say

[sd-d0-l1y]

<nodding> awabawababa

[sanguine-raven]

that's right

[orteil42]

90% of google search ai summaries feel like this guy leaning uncomfortably over your shoulder and pointing at stuff on your screen reading out the exact same text you're already looking at

[n0va-pkt]

My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😝 this strain js called "hophop" 😳 it'll have you zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

5 minutes later:

[thedisasterbi]

happy valentines day

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[rabbitebooks]

You'll notice that people do this in multiplayer games for much the same reason!

[cannibalchicken]

[strawberrylemongrass]

"you have an anxiety disorder" it's actually called being a bunny and it is perfectly normal and healthy for me to be like This !!

[theehorsepusssy]

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