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@thatfenian
love the end of the two towers where gandalf looks into the sunset talking bout "yea frodo had to go it alone it was his destiny and there is no changing it he will be ok 😌✨" and aragorn is like "sam went with him btw" and gandalf is like "oh fuck thank god"
parenting commitment level 3000
apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy
I really don't know what to do with the fact that my teeth have been toothpaste flavored for over 24 hours despite much eating and no additional toothpaste. Like what's even happening there. Perplexing.
Maybe your tongue is toothpaste flavored?
The rest of my mouth doesn't taste like toothpaste though. Like it's very clearly concentrated in the teeth.
For the record, it lasted for about 36 hours in total. Still no idea what that was about but okay
someone was brushing your teeth when you weren't looking.
...for 36 hours?
i had a lot of time on my hands
i mean they
This amount of individualism is exactly whats gonna kill us all btw
the horrifying ordeal of being asked not to eat nuts for an entire flight because you know there is a small child on the plane who will die if you do. too much to ask.
Other people's lives>>your pleasure
My 2 year old has a severe peanut allergy that caused him to go into anaphylactic shock the first time he ate peanut butter. It was the worst day of my life. "Managing his allergy" actually DOES include requesting that people do not eat his allergen near him for the length of a flight. That is one of the MULTIPLE precautions I take. I also make sure that I bring food for him that does not contain his allergen or have risk of cross contamination. I also wipe down the seats, arm rest, and tray table thoroughly before he sits down, I have oral antihistamines and his epipens an arm's length away from me at all times. But epipens and antihistamines are not 100% effective, and it is impossible to receive emergency medical treatment when you are stuck up in the air. Nothing is stopping you from eating your nuts once you're on the ground, by the way.
Painted her to look like my baby 🐕
One time I brought one of my rocks with me on a plane to touch to calm me down during the flight, but it fell out of my pocket on my way back to the bathroom and then as soon as i realized this they actually announced “did anyone lose…… . A rock” over the loudspeaker system.
When I went up to claim it the plane man, clearly unable to throw off the shackles of his training in the procedure of asking for people’s full names and birthdates when they come to claim wallets, said “wait no, first tell me what color it is so I know it’s really yours”
He seemed to realize this was stupid directly after saying it and kind of smiled like to make it a joke but the joke was on him bc I Described the fucking rock to him for like 30 solid seconds
…anyway. that was an interaction I had once
this is like the only viral post that i dont regret making at ALL
i love how everything that comes directly out of trumps mouth lately has been "im fat and ugly and going to hell and im kinda scared to be honest. quastion can i ever be truly loved"
disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day
HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS
HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.
NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING
Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it
That's such a sick baby picture to have. The rest of us are all like "oh this is me tripping in the backyard when I was 2" and that baby's gonna have "yeah that's me in my mom's arms as she wins a mortal Kombat tournament". Iconic.
Girl help they're selectively breeding the world's most powerful Mortal Kombat player.
the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features
far far away idol would never happen now
the age old question
