Quotes from my friends
"You have the aesthetic of a naked mole-rat."
- Ty
"You look like you have Tumbler."
-Ty
"You look like you have a dirty microwave."
-Ty
"You're like a dumb dog."
-Rq
"Me when my son/bestie is a British dad and you're in the middle of North America."
Me
"You look like someone who was really obsessed with elephants when you were younger but now is obsessed with some weird animal, like a parrot or something."
-Z
"My legs have suddenly broken."
-Me and Ty
"Hey, I paid cheap money for this at the thrift store."
-Ty
"Are you trying to get me to eat a crayon?"
-me
"Yes, I am, open wide."
-Ty
"Why do you brush my face with a Firestarter?"
-Me
"Man, this (nonexistent) makeup finna be fire."
-Me
"I'll light you on fire."
-Ty
"When you're upset that your stage combat partner doesn't spit on your corpse be like."
-Me
"No, one of my five bananas."
-Ty
"It's not depressed, it's oppressed. Like Ty."
-Me
"What is this, rolly-polly Coachella?"
-Ty
"A group of rolly-pollys tried to take over my backpack."
-Ty
"You look like one of those really ugly old babies."
-Ty
"I will give you a lobotomy"
-Ty
"You look like the mummy from hotel transylvania."
-Ty
"If it attacks me, I'm fighting back. That's self-defense, not animal abuse"
-Ty (When talking about geese)
"Look! It's zest world! Do you think that's where C is from?"
-Me
"I will say it again, if I don't get a nice ass from the amount of fucking stairs we've done, I'm killing someone."
-Me
"Just because I had a panic attack doesn't change the fact I'm cooler than you"
- Ty
"That doesn't look like an 8 o'clock sun down, that's lookin' like an I'm gonna fuck you up sun down."
-my dad
"You're going to die at twenty."
- Char, in regards to my breakfast, which is an oreo packet, a coffee, strawberry lemonade, protein shake, and bugles chips. He is probably right.
"How's it feel seeing a loving family for once?"
- M
"You existing is a true crime."
- Ty
"I can't drink the dry."
- Ran 10/31/2024
"Went to the piss room, no longer a person."
- Char 11/20/2024
"I'm on coochie blast week."
- Cam 12/3/2024
*direct eye contact* "the polycule is forming."
- @minty-cheese
"Touch my bread, and you'll get a textbook thrown at mock Jesus thrown at you."
- me 2/3/2025
"You roleplay, you're traumatized."
- Char 2/24/2025
"I have three personalities and they are all telling me to kill myself."
- Char 2/24/2025
"I'm cheating(at math homework) and it's still hard."
- Char 2/25/2025
*sits down* "You need a patner."
- Cher 3/12/2025
"Your job is to circumcise the oranges."
- @yourlocalmenacetm
"Father has said he shall not eat his maccaroni and cheese, so I request an answer from you, woman."
- Me 4/21/2025
"Mother, father has said he shall not consume the Mac and cheese, so, may I consume it?"
- Me 4/21/2025 (these were both because my mom brought up I was in honors English while I was asking to eat the leftover macaroni from a restaurant that my dad didn't wanna finish)
"Back when I was a wee lad, not disowned by my extended family...."
- @87sneksinacardigain
"Why are you upside down?"
- My dad 10/5/2025
"I headcannon her as a orphan"
- Me 5/18/2026
