[chromaticabrasions]

yknow,,…. i’m actually immortal and can’t die ever….. *gets really shy* i mean i am pervious to death and such and have died many times before *gets even shyer* i mean. um. umm. i. um. well. um. *gets mayfly* *(the insect)* i’m mayfly

[longhorned]

Nancy, March 3,1952

[uwillneverknowwho]

(22 year old voice) What if I drastically changed the course of my life. Would that be crazy or what

[clytemnestraaa]

hi this drives me crazy

canon is what happens in the text. e.g. merlin tries to poison morgana

a headcanon is a fact that you have personally made up as an elaboration of canon. it is your invention. e.g. i think morgana and gwen had a teenage lesbian situationship before the events of canon. or, i think modern morgana would love evanesence.

an interpretation is how one reads the existing text. it is not an invented fact nor is it a headcanon, it is a reading. e.g. i think merlin tries to poison morgana out of misplaced self-hatred. or, i think that one line was delivered with suppressed malice and shows a nuanced relationship.

fanon is the general fandom’s accepted headcanons and interpretations that elaborate or recontextualize canon. e.g. merlin is a badass waif and morgana is a bitch.

these are all different words with different meanings.

[justdecadentcollectiondestiny]

and a cannon is a large mounted gun, usually on wheels, that uses explosives to fire projectiles.

[rna-world]

I pretended to be a point-and-click adventure protaganist in a 3d model tour of a wisconsin mcmansion zillow listing for all my friends and genuinely some of the most fun I had. they told me where to go and I got say "huh, that looks useful" and "I can't interact with that" all the time

[rna-world]

it got so convoluted I had to make an inventory system for them

[radiavoc]

quick question. what the hell is a penis ghost

[rna-world]

evil spirits that hurt you in the dark

[thememedaddy]

[juicydangler]

shut up this is adorable

[johannestevans]

Ngl the actual criticism could be legitimate but if i see a post criticising an individual creator and when you look at that person's account it's ALL just long posts criticising that creator and attacking them personally like

That's no longer legit. It's at best obsessive, at worst, harassmsnt

Like esp when it's a smaller creator like an author or an artist, if the blogger in question is basically a one-man protest brigade against that person, and that person hasn't actually like. Done anything hurtful to an individual - ie like. Sexual assault, physical abuse, theft, etc

Then it's like. Cool. What's happened here is you as an individual have gotten really fixated on this creator or their work as Representative Of All Wrongs.

No amount of apology or change of behaviour from them will matter, bc you're being obsessive and parasocial.

And i won't reward that

And i certainly will not engage with it

It's good to like, aware of media and engage critically but when you're just like. Obsessed with a random person and stalking their socials and doing the "this bitch eating crackers" shtick but with beefed up media criticism language, that's NOT good

As always, remember to have hobbies and activities that are not social media, that involve friendships in meatspace where possible, that are creative or constructive in a way that satisfies you

If you find yourself fixated on someone like this, take a step back, take a breath, and redirect.

[quasi-normalcy]

I remember back when shifting political power from wealthy owners to the public was known as "democracy"

[quasi-normalcy]

I guess if you've fried your brain on Fox News for 25 years, you just kind of forget how words sound to normal people?

[sigmaleph]

The biggest loss in our future will be human disempowerment and the fact our livelihoods will be dependent on government(?) largess.

the idea that a human who has a job and uses their paycheck to buy groceries at the supermarket is an empowered independent agent and a human who gets UBI and uses that money to buy groceries at the supermarket is tragically dependent fundamentally assumes that economies are things that just, like, happen, rather than a vast edifice of human cooperation that results in the existence of money, people willing to pay you it in exchange for labour that can be any number of levels removed from basic sustenance, people who grow food, people who transport the food between where it's grown and where you buy it, people who store it in adequate conditions, people who check it is safe to eat...

you are standing six hundred kilometres past the point where a human is independent and complaining that to take another step would be a tragic loss.

[ashstfu]

August next week !!?!??????!!!!?????!!??????

[mxrderscenes]

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

[galadrieljones]

Serious advice tho if this happens, it's likely because you already wrote past the end of the scene and wandered too far from the more logical transition point, and you should go back to the last time the writing felt "unforced" and cut everything after.

You can also just skip the transition. Really good writing can span years in a single sentence, like you can just authoritatively state fact and your reader will go with it.

[xalphafox]

This is GOLD! You just saved me like thousands of therapy costs lmao

[sandersstudies]

Need a new word for old blorbos that aren't really your blorbos anymore but you still feel fondness or them. The series ended or you fell out of the fandom, but your mutuals still put them on your dash sometimes and you go aw. he's still out there making it in the big city.

[sandersstudies]

Blorbeens is the funniest response so far thank you. They been my blorbos

[cassettecolonthree]

people have lots of pet peeves with guys being/being called grunglers. i dont care abt any of that. my annoyance is that in the original tweet the guy himself was not the grungler, the messed up dark souls character he made while on call with strange transsexuals was the grungler. ur all misusing the term

[bruisedskin-chippednails]

grungler's monster

[cassettecolonthree]

[mayasaura]

Amena, a second-year student at PSUMNT trying to get into the highly competitive Perihelion workstudy program: Sooooooo, any chance family of crewmembers get preferential placement? Yeah, the Perihelion's security consultant is my. Uh.

Amena, realising she doesn't want to try to explain Secunit to the Dean of Students: The security consultant is my Third Mom.

[secunitscompromisedbrain]

peer reviewing ops tags cause they made me laugh loud enough to scare my dog

[nebulations]

[ID: Tags that say, "#amena externally: it's not in my student record??? weird. I mean I guess the legal status of mixed families can be complicated so– #amena internally: secunit is going to kill meeeee 💀🙃 oh well fuck it we ball #meanwhile whatever faculty member she's hitting up is like. #I cannot ask this student what 'mixed families' means in this context that would be such a bad look #*tries to subtly pull up the Perihelion's crew manifest* WAIT THE SECUNIT???". End ID]

[wordfather]

coming back to life just to have the freakiest sex possible with the guy that killed me

[runasulienadanika]

~ Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity

[a1-harbinger]

reading harrow the ninth for the second time is really like reading it for the first time again, it's like tamsyn wrote two books in one, one right under the other. you can glimpse it at times on the first read, but only once you've fully scraped away the top layer can you see the big picture.

because tell me why the first time I read wake's letter to pyrrha on page 252 I just continued on like nothing, but now i'm fully backhanded by it:

"WHEN I AM IN HEAVEN I WILL REMEMBER YOUR MOUTH, AND WHEN YOU ROAST DOWN IN HELL I THINK YOU WILL REMEMBER MINE"

LIKE HOLY FUCKING SHIT MAN

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[vampantheon]

peace and love on planet fucking earth