[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[iamheavymeta-lll]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[sexcromancy]

im the guy who makes the broad brushstroke impressionistic oil paintings for the covers of literary fiction about white families imploding due to generations of buried secrets. they dont actually pay me they just send more oil paint and i eat some of it and use the rest for the next painting

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[straycatj]

むむむでち

Hmmmmm

[conradtao]

Visit Original Link

[cloevr]

eleven years old thats just how i rock

[dogpuppy]

[videolottery]

It probably feels good as fuck to lose your job and then lie to your wife about where you’re going every day and just ride the bus in a suit for hours and hours and hours

[hunysckle]

[crisis-actor]

just signed a MASSIVE deal to acquire 300,000 new haters #mymoves

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[girlnephew]

found the only good account on bluesky

[yogasnoopy]

have to send a humiliatingly californian text to my cousins fiancée because they decided to get married in upstate new york in december. of all times. and i haven’t been to The Snow since i was six. and yes the snow was still in california

[yogasnoopy]

she said my question was great am i getting a good grade in cousin-in-law

[yogasnoopy]

have to send a humiliatingly californian text to my cousins fiancée because they decided to get married in upstate new york in december. of all times. and i haven’t been to The Snow since i was six. and yes the snow was still in california

[rockabillywife]

Giving up on academia to pursue a life of sudoku

[tajrishgp]

its funny that khamenei is the single one marked by shinigami eyes

[anton--rayne]

the rest are transfeminists