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✨ baby lifter ✨ minor ✨ 💫 total: $1066.33💫 ⭐️ started 12/8/2019 ⭐️ 🍑 PEACH: @ cherrycokelifts 🍑

[cherrycokelifts]

lmao sorry I haven’t been active at all it’s just i haven’t lifted and I’ve actually been PAYING for things (yeah I know, shit I wouldn’t have done four months ago) and when I go out I don’t think about lifting anymore, sometimes I think about it when my mind is kinda vacant and I get horrible anxiety. that time I got caught at rïłe aid and spėncërs scared the shit out of me. my bf has gone to rïłe aid a few times since the incident and he gets stares from the employees and I just can’t bring myself to go back there. hope y’all are doing good tho ✌️

[liftsagainstcapitalism]

LISTEN.

I know we're a really chill community, but if any of y'all don't support #blacklivesmatter or #acab1312 feel free to unfollow and block me.

[cherrycokelifts]

honestly. I think I’m basically done lifting all the time. When quarantine ends i will most likely do it periodically in places I have not yet been. Sometimes I think about the last two times getting caught and all the others I’ve been sloppy and easily could have been, and I just get this unique feeling of anxiety that I’ve never gotten from anything else. I feel like a failure, thinking how good I’ve done, then realizing how bad I was the the whole time

[cherrycokelifts]

the fun mugshot trend is going around so lemme share a vision of mine - I look completely fine because I got arrested for shoplifting $300 worth of clothes and jewelry from hot topic

[cherrycokelifts]

need I say more?

[justasimplememebean]

How to steal gigantic plants

Y'all into tag switching? Lemme tell you a thing or two about tag switching.

Go to your nearest Lowe’s or home depot. Go there. Go to the garden center. Go up to the cashier and ask about plants. Get a feel for their plant knowledge. If they seem to know what they’re talking about, well, You’re not stealing plants today.

BUT GIRL LEMME TELL U 99% OF THE TIME THESE PEOPLE DON’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HYDRANGEA AND A DIANTHUS use this to your advantage. You want that huge ass hibiscus? Get it. Put a dianthus tag on it. Congrats that hibiscus is now a $1.98 dianthus Say you saw it like that. Call it a dianthus. Act like you know nothing about plants if they call the department head.

WANT AN ALOE PLANT BUT YOU DON’T WANNA PAY $20??? PUT A FUCKING SUCCULENT TAG ON THAT BITCH. Aloes are pretty much juicy healthy succulents. Cashiers that don’t know their plants won’t know the difference. Enjoy your $3 aloe.

WARNINGS: - seriously make sure the cashier doesn’t fucking know plants. I’m the damn plant nerd of my store so they put me in the garden center a lot. I see a LOT of tag switching and I’m not allowed to let them get away with it because my store knows I know my damn plants. - don’t be an idiot and try to put the damn $0.50 mark down sticker on a $80 tree. No one’s gonna fall for that. - if you wanna get a plant cheap, make it look damaged and ask for a discount. The cashier will either mark it down manually or call over a department head.

Enjoy your fucking plants Fuckers

[two-for-none]

reblogging because shit i might want plants one day

[cherrycokelifts]

this reminds me of that succulent I lifted lmao.. I dropped it twice already and most of it’s little leaves came off but I repotted them and now they’re growing tiny little roots :^))

[cherrycokelifts]

we all know about the coffee cup methods where you throw away the tags, but what about a booster coffee cup?? you insulate it with your foil, and bring that shit with you!! you could use a reusable one too and just take out the foil and throw it away if you need to, or if it’s a disposable one just get rid of the whole thing. the more I write the dumber it sounds.

[cherrycokelifts]

Literally can’t go lifting at all now! all malls in my area are closed indefinitely, and we aren’t allowed to walk around outside because we’ll be arrested! not sure how I’m going to get condoms, that’s what I’m mostly worried about 🥴 BUT on the bright side I’ve been thinking about lifting a lot less and haven’t really had the urge to lift overall, and I’m really happy. glad it didn’t spiral out of control, but I’m pretty sure it was bc of the Spencer’s incident

[cherrycokelifts]

lmao basically I got caught at spencers bc there was this dude working there that was like in his 30’s and y’all know how much those kinda people care about shoplifting..

I went in w my friend and got two vibrators (they were for my friends I don’t need any more lmao) and he was looking at me all weird and yknow I go behind a rack and conceal, find my friend and leave and we walk away two stores away this dude comes out like “Hey! hey guys!” so we go and he’s like “you wanna return those love toys you just took?” and we went back into the store and I keep calm but inside I’m SCREAMING. I swear y’all I wanted to kill this man not bc he caught me but he was SO RUDE for LITERALLY no reason. I didn’t give him any attitude, I was completely cooperative, and he was just such a dick.

basically, he asked for the things back and I pulled one out and was reaching back into my purse for the other one and he goes “so where’s the other one??” Or some shit like that. I give it to him. he goes “see up there? (pointing at the ceiling) I’ve got five cameras up there and they saw you put those things into your purse.” (this was a lie I know damn well I was in a blindspot) I make excuses and tell him “ohhh I don’t want my parents to see” bullshit, he asks if I want to pay for them and I say “well I don’t really have money...” and he deadass says “you don’t have *money*” in the most condescending fucktard tone giving me the most “haha woowwww” look. this pisses me off even typing it. he goes on the little life lesson talk about how I shouldn’t steal, he could have called security and they could have called the cops, etc, etc, I do the guilty little girl look, he lets us leave, I’m shaken up for the rest of the day and didn’t lift anything else.

again, I wasn’t even mad he caught me. I was mad because he was rude to me even though I was completely compliant, gave him the things back, apologized, no attitude what so ever. I’m mad because he looked down on me as lesser and someone he could exert his little power over and made that clear to me with his tone and expressions. he acted like it was a privilege that I’m even allowed in the store, said to me “well we let you come in here, you’re yelling, and you steal from us?” like yes you let me come in here that’s the point of a fucking store, we weren’t yelling, and I’ve been nothing but polite and I know I’m not hurting you in any way by stealing. sorry for the rant but this just pissed me off so much lmao

[cherrycokelifts]

random people from outside the community keep following me and when I go to their blog they have this CHAIN of other posts by other lifters, like they’re found liftblr and gone through all our posts and liked and reblogged some, and god I hate it so much. literally how are they finding us??

[cherrycokelifts]

y’all ever seen that guy somewhere here on liftblr that said since most of us are women we should post pictures of ourselves in the panties and bras we lift to make it “more worth it” for the guys in here... because god I have and I shudder thinking about it

[cherrycokelifts]

LMAOOOOO FOUND IT

[cherrycokelifts]

I know I said I was taking a break BUT we went to a far away mall haul

lmao all that driving and we went to three stores. it was a bad day for lifting, lush was too crowded and this employee was susing the fuck out of me even tho I hadn’t even tried to conceal and I’ve never been there before? the body shop my mom rushed me out bc she hates the mall for literally no reason. she didn’t let me go anywhere I was SO fucking angry, but it’s okay I’ll just go again in a month or two without her lmao. b&bw was good tho bc all the displays blocked me concealing and there was no cams. most of this is for my friend anyways, the only thing I got for myself is the cake pop lotion but it all smells so gooooooood

confetti cake pop body cream - $14.50

warm vanilla body cream - $6.00

vanilla butter & cream hand cream x2 - $13.00

💫 total - $33.50 💫

[i-lift-clothes-not-weights]

holy shit guys

fye - the heat, spy, big hero 6, up, the Incredibles, mrs doubtfire (had to buy this rip), fleetwood mac live, artpop $130

old navy - moccasins, jacket, long sleeve $65

dicks sporting goods - 2 patagonia shirts $60

earthbound - amethyst necklace, incense $25

world market - 7 chocolate bars, 4 bars of soap, incense $42

francescas - sprouts $7

total - $330

[i-lift-clothes-not-weights]

dont let this flop

[cherrycokelifts]

damn FINALLY someone else that has an fye, literally have not seen anyone say a word about them

[cherrycokelifts]

I will not think twice about stealing from a billionaire who would do the same thing to me.

I will not think twice about stealing from a billionaire who would do the same thing to me.

I will not think twice about stealing from a billionaire who would do the same thing to me.

I will not think twice about stealing from a billionaire who would do the same thing to me.

I will not think twice about stealing from a billionaire who would do the same thing to me.

[iiiinactiveurllbiiiitch-deactiv]

i’m sorry hello kitty :(

[cherrycokelifts]

follow up post

so I’m my last haul I said I got caught at rïte aïd and won’t be lifting for a while. yesterday, everything was going great. I got my Michaels haul, my five below haul, everything was perfectly fine then. My mom was dropping me and my boyfriend off at his house and we asked her to leave us at rite aid because we wanted to get some stuff. okay, we walk in, I start lifting. I stuffed my purse, my pockets, condoms were in my waistband. we paid for about three things, went to leave, and fucking beeped. I beeped. we fucking gunned it across the parking lot and nobody followed us but I was in tears. We did everything wrong. 1. Fucking running when you beep is NOT GOOD!! 2. I had already seen an employee (I think the manager) looking at me funny. 3. MY BOYFRIEND USED HIS DEBIT CARD. We walked all the way to his house, I was breaking down fucking crying because how could I let this happen?? At his house I cry and cry and he calls his friend asking what to do. Long story short, we tear through all the shit I got to find what beeped. we go back to rite aid and I pay for it. nothing happens. we apologize. say it won’t happen again, I don’t know what came over me. I sold it pretty well I guess. the cashier let us go, said it was okay and that was it.

wanna know what made me beep?

pure fucking carelessness.

Yes. I’m serious. this is what made me beep. I didn’t think to look because the OTHER time I lifted the same condoms there was no tag. Fuck, I lifted TWO of these condoms and only one had a tag! I was seriously so angry at myself because if I had simply LOOKED it all would have been fine and I could actually go to rite aid within two months. I’ve ruined it all for myself, no rite aid, no Walmart. I didn’t even say what I did at Walmart. that little storage container? shoved it up my shirt. It was a little too obvious when my titties were a little squared and I was trying to hold it up so it didn’t fall

so yeah. I promised my boyfriend I would take a break. I won’t be gone forever. I’ll still be active on here, so if you wanna dm me or whatever I’ll answer, but I won’t be posting hauls for a while. I really owe it to my bf. I could have gotten him in trouble. Considering I had 100+ dollars worth of shit on me, it could have been a lot worse if they had chased and called the police. I was so terrified my boyfriend would get in trouble because of my carelessness, that we would get charged with organized crime, anything at all. And it’s been becoming more clear to me that i think I’m a developing kleptomaniac. I don’t want that to happen. Im sorry to go, I’m not exactly a big name lifter anyways, so I don’t think I’ll be missed.

bye for now y’all :^)

[cherrycokelifts]

hey y’all. I’m gonna make a follow up post on this because this haul is already pretty long. basically I did actually get caught at rite aid (I know, fucking rite aid) and I promised my boyfriend I would stop lifting for a while. and honestly, I kind of need it. sorry.

⭐️ mïchäël’s ⭐️

sushi stickers - $2.59

weekly sticker kit - $5.00

cute stuff stickers - $10.49

puffy stickers - $5.00

steam punk charms - $3.99

finding kit x5 - $19.95

chicks - $1.99

6mm jump rings - $7.49

flat earrings posts - $3.19

⭐️ total - $59.69 ⭐️

⭐️ fïvë bëlöw ⭐️

kleptocat stickers - $6.49 (yes that’s actually what they’re called, really asking for it tbh)

Sanrio stickers - $6.49

lucky cat pins - $4.00

blossom lip gloss (raspberry) - $4.99

lä cölörs iced pigment - (glam, gleam, & twinkle) - $9.00

botan rice candy - $0.99

⭐️ total - $31.96 ⭐️

⭐️ rïłë äïd ⭐️

käły käł lip gloss x4 (catnip, pounce, tabby tease, kitty karma) - $27.96

magnum thin 3 pack - $3.99

stickers - $4.99

2 pack papermate- $3.44

4 pack papermate - $3.99

cövergirl trublend concealer (porcelain) - $9.99

cövergirl trublend foundation (ivory) - $8.49

döllfäce the sculptress (warm brown) - $10.00

döllfäce glitterazi (platinum) - $10.00

döllfäce clear brow gel - $8.00

organics aloe lube - $5.99

yestotomatoes charcoal scrub - $9.99

yestotomatoes acne spot treatment - $9.99

eyelash curler - $5.99

⭐️ total - $122.81 ⭐️

💫 total - $214.46 💫