[butchfagminotaur]

dude your cervix just fucking bit me

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[strawberryfemme-doll]

If i bite the hand that fingers me it's because i have an oral fixation and I'm evil

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

unfortunately it appears that i'm some kind of insane person

[calellon]

the sexiest thing u can be is casually kind and unconditionally gentle btw

[louisegluckpdf]

being turned on by proficiency makes going to concerts really embarrassing. yes you got up in front of me and sang a beautiful song for 2 hours and now i want you to hit. I’m no better than a songbird

[corpseprxnce]

I'd like to read in the garden with you.

[cherrygumbaby]

one thing about me is I hate asking for help and when I really, really need it, I will ask for it exactly once in the most casual way imaginable and then never again

[iwas-handpicked]

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

[cherrygumbaby]

it has to be the universe's greatest joke to give me a genuinely really smart and kind man and then make me this avoidant

[templetv-deactivated20260211]

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[disgustinggf]

[cherrygumbaby]

I am not entirely unlike a stray dog

[wildfiresockdrawer]

yes i know that i'm annoying and high maintenance and clingy and paranoid and unstable and fragile and a crybaby and useless but do you still think i'm pretty

[tomhoppusdelonge]

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that