[gael-garcia]

[tomche]

when you leave a store without buying anything

They really seem like they could be brother and sister

[just-shower-thoughts]

If someone tells you to “hold your horses”, they’re asking you to be stable.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I imagine that, when Pinocchio farts, it smells like fresh cut lumber.

[hugo-cumboss-deactivated2017092]

[weavemama]

???????????????

[unclefather]

this looks like my grandpa

[3omrii]

i didn’t know your grandpa was a stuffed Mario toy

[unclefather]

i didn’t know that you were a grandpa scientist who knows what my grandpa looks like

[thursday]

[threesideddream]

shout out to this baby for being amazing.

[durbikins]

me: *makes a typo*

some kid on tumblr that’s watched too much sherlock:

[thelovelytrixie]

*Some *Me *Sherlock

At least use proper grammar before making a text post mocking the Sherlock fandom. -_-

[geniusoflove]

life imitates art

[sprousetwinsblog]

[shotabunny-moving]

mondays more like

[meladoodle]

The first line in this news story is so dramatic

[theycantalk]

[twilightown]

SIMPLE PLAN PLAYED WHATS NEW SCOOBY DOO AT EPCOT

[shewalkswithashla-deactivated20]

I’M SCREAMING!

[violaslayvis]

An iconic bop

[trapcard]

this is legendary.

[softhearteds]

why are girls so attractive??? i’m not complaining just impressed

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

[littleturtleduck]

me: i hate country music

carrie underwood: right now, he’s probably-

me: 

[madsrocketship]

Me: I hate country music 

Beyoncé: daddy’s little girl 

Me:

[mxnrique]

me: i hate country music

dolly parton: jolene jolene jolene jooooleeeeeeeeene

me:

[black-sadness]

me: i hate country music

Lady Antebellum: It’s a quarter after one!

me:

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

me: i hate country music

Rascal Flats: Life is a highway!

me:

[kant-deactivated20190908]

i literally said “hi” to a customer today and they replied “no”