passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
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Kiana Khansmith
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one
It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl
Got distracted. Saw a cool bug
I'm sorry how fucken old do u hafta be to be *predynastic EGYPTIAN*
A little over 5 thousand years.
Barely out of adolescence young adult Yugi would NOT dress business casual put that young vkei punk in graphic-ts ripped lowrise skinny jeans chuck taylors short skirts black platform boots fishnets dark chipped nail polish studded leather accessories silver piercings and heavy on the black eyeliner DO NOT play w/ me
Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.
Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.
Still no homo ?
I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.
poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming
it was pneumonia.
yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
he shot her point blank
i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.
It won’t let me reblog EVERYONE LOOK
cabbage love💚
watching Seven Samurai
i wonder how many they'll need
i hesitate even to speculate
I think he’s tryna tell me something
The problem with Poly Yuugi is that he has a had habit of falling in love with people who don't want to share.
He wants a happy cuddle-pile with his boyfriends and they are engaged in a free-for-all in who is his number one.
im imagining him walking in on a duel tournament between them all along the lines of this:
yugi: what's.... what's going on here
jounouchi: whoever wins the tournament gets to be your #1 boyfriend and the rest of us have to get ranked into tiers
yugi: HUH????????
kaiba: yeah and i'm not fucking losing to any of these punks
tkb: i don't need cards if i break your legs
kaiba, smugly: you'd be disqualified
yugi, hands in his hair: THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS
I'm not a gatekeeper so yall. the best thrift stores are the ones that look bad. do not go to cool trendy thrift stores with hot alt twenty-something employees. (I mean you can if you want but enjoy paying $40 for a fuckass shirt.)
here's what you actually want in a thrift store:
in a rich town
run by a church
staffed exclusively by little old ladies
most of the clothes will be butt ugly. but they will also be 1) good quality and 2) cheap af. the 70 year olds running the shop think a thrifted shirt should be $3 and they are correct. everyone else shopping there is over the age of 45 so you won't have to throat punch any depop resellers over a cunty little top. you will get hyped up by old ladies and if you frequent the same shop they may start trying to set you up with their grandkids. everyone wins and who knows their grandkids might be hot.
collection
really enjoying all the videos Muslims have been posting of their cats looking like this
when the humans are up at 4 am for suhoor
Get ready for another year of confused Muslim cats, folks!!!
Ramadan 2026 starts on Feb 17!!!
so is Victory
LOVE TRIANGLE
Don’t forget Truth (Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind)
This must be why the Trump administration hates them all
The Four Horsewomen of the Trumpocalypse.
I’ve never reblogged anything so quick
The Ultimate Squad, comin’ to wreck your shit and save the world
Rb for that art doe
Dignity here to join the girl posse.
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE
reblogging for the second time
ALWAYS REBLOG
Reblogging because I don’t think Dignity was on it last time I saw it.
Dignity is rare on this site.
Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit
this is how they make lacroix
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!