Cherry Nekow

My life revolves around writing fanfiction, reading memes, and forgetting about the world | Fanfictions (FF.net & AO3): Demons In New York ; Asset:Longing & Rusted | Fandoms: SPN, Avengers, Sherlock, Merlin, LotR, One Chicago, Pacific Rim, GoT, ATLA, ...

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tfw = two fucking weiners

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[whatsernamee-deactivated2025022]

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

[maybeanoldblog]

This is so fucking concerning I love it

[anxietyproblem]

[ptanalo]

My only justification for marcy having that shirt was cause of that ep anne kept pulling her away from DYING

[badjokesbyjeff]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021

I’ve experienced the 7 day trial and I’m not interested

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[twinicegiantorbiters]

i don’t know why but i’m really amused by the winner of some ‘new kanji’ contest:

compare with the real kanji

座 (seat/gathering), but the two 人 (person) radicals have been moved from next to each other within the 土 (earth) radical to diagonally from each other, making this “social distance(d seating/gathering)”

[jadethest0ne]

This is hilarious, but to further the hilarity, I’d like to point to the fact that half of the “A rank” (runners up) for this contest also are related to 2020 epidemic jokes

First up we have:

Compare with 太

The original kanji means “to gain weight”. But it adds the コ “ko” and ロ  “ro” katakana symbols at the top to represent the weight you gain while staying home due to the corona virus.

Then we have:

Compare with 会 

The original kanjij means “meeting”, but the lower radical is changed to look more like a “Z” to represent Zoom meetings. Thus, the new kanji means “web meetings” or “zoom calls”

And of course another social distancing one:

Compare with 話 

This means “to talk” or “chat”, but it’s changed simply to show the two radicals social distancing from one another as we should also while holding conversations nowadays.

At least we can have some fun language humor despite all of this!

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round 

[anxietyproblem]

[incorrectquotesmcu]

*Natasha gets mad and starts yelling*

Thor: I didn’t know so much rage could fit in such a small creature.

[peter-parkers-left-pinky]

Steve: Tony won’t come out of the lab.

Y/n: Just tell him I said something.

Steve: Like what?

Y/n: Anything factually incorrect.

Tony, arriving a few minutes later: I’m sorry did you say the sun is a fucking planet-

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

If you try to call me out for using the bathroom twice in thirty minutes, I WILL remind you that my uterus is tearing itself violently to pieces and forcibly shoving itself out of my vagina in a bloody ragnarok. You had the option to stay silent and chose not to so 🤷🏾‍♀️.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Show: *Implies that two characters are going to hug*

Characterd: *Do not hug*

Me: *Opens word document*

Me:

And they hugged.

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