Spooky Bitch

18+ just a girl who likes blood usamerican atheist communist woman, she/her my blood is cherry flavored

[cherryvampyre]

hi i’m luci look at my cats

[tag-the-vtm-oc-who]

tag a vtm oc actively seeking golconda

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[dragongirlsweetie]

the problem with fantasyposting on here is the amount of people who try to "um actually" you on the basis that your post doesn't comply with the rules/mechanics/worldbuilding of dungeons and dragons

[laaastik1]

Tsumugi is kinda uncanny when you play the game already knowing she's the mastermind...

[hotgirlcastiel]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[rabbitkinglune777]

better a nigga than a fascist!

[mioxenoblade]

I’m a trans woman and I’m biologically female

[innerchildabortionclinic]

if you think about it big brother was kind of feminist for oppressing winston because he was an incel

[lucifer-usurping-sun-of-dawn]

1984 gets fun to read when you pretend it's a psychological thriller from the perspective of a middle aged sex pest getting deeply afraid of the party cracking down on sexual abusers

[prokopetz]

Predictions for Dungeons & Dragons under Hasbro's management in the coming years:

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

Dragon-blooded sorcerer subclass revised to state that one of the character's ancestors was "very good friends" with a dragon.

[iapislazuli]

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

[iapislazuli]

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life

[litafordvsferrari]

that makes me curious

do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to

yes

no

nuance i guess?

Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

[stariwei]

painted @ _bunnyblushes on x/twi

[lakemojave]

For my money the most baffling tumblr blog nuke thus far has been irish-american-chan

[lakemojave]

[maindain]

design by @Random43333 on twitter

[tamamita]

Charlie Kirk is awfully quiet this pride, what gives?

[mallowmaenad]

the waves look just right today for some amazing digital surfin'