Regular Sized Rudy

who doesn't love a good daily metaphysical crisis a true orlandinian

[blackkpromqueen]

!!!!!!!!

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[geoffreytoday]

If GOT does not end with Lyanna Mormont on the Iron Throne, I’m burning everything down.

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

Well that’s commitment.

[shamelessly-gay]

This is my favorite thing and my new response to straight men when they try to talk shit to me because I’m a lesbian lol

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Confession time; while I may have started making my girlfriend lunches purely because I love her there’s now a little bit of gay spite involved as well. I want the straight girls she works with to see what they’re missing and hold their men to higher standards.

[solarpunkarchivist-deactivated2]

Operation Gay Spite has claimed its first straight relationship! I’m not sure I’ve ever been prouder of anything in my life!

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

[hustlerose]

john green was right about cock 

[ruinsmami]

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and youre just like???? go take a nap????

[glumshoe]

I like haunted houses in theory BUT I have no idea how to react when the actors speak to you. They ask me a question and I just… answer it…

The scariest part of a haunted house is the unscripted social interaction.

[glumshoe]

Scary nurse in a creepy voice: “Do you have an appointment to see the doctor?”

Me: “Uh. Do you accept walk-ins?”

[glumshoe]

Scary farmer: “I like to kill people!”

My friend, brightly: “I like to die!”

[puerto-nic0]

Zombie : “AARRRGH”

Me : “Do you get dental insurance?”

Zombie : “TEETH!!”

[schmergo]

This happened to me.

Scary prison dude: HELLO

Me: Nice to meet you!

Him: (pause) No it’s noooooot

[batsalmighty]

My worst horror house experience was when I couldn’t find the (rather obvious) exit and the guy chasing me with a chainsaw stopped, sighed and pointed me to the exit, saying “please scream as loud as you can when you run out there” and just left. I disappointed the horror house chainsaw dude and I will never get over that

[tired-wolfe]

Guy: They are all my friends.. (motioning to hanging corpses; then grabs a noose) Will you be my friend?  Me: Sure totally, you made me a friendship necklace? Oh my god your so sweet?  Guy: … Yes.. Please, let me.. I cant I cant just go (laughing).  – Got to walk a second time through–  Same guy: My friends -wailing-  Me: I came back I just really wanted to be friends so bad Guy: (laughing more) Please, Im not allowed to laugh. 

[hoardofhyperfixations]

I went to a Haunted House and literally befriended every actor there.

Specifically, I remember;

There were zombies walking around in the waiting room. I said “Hi!” and he gave me a high five. Every time he passed from then on, I got a high five.

Near the end, there were these twin little girls. “Come play with us.” They said. “Okay!” I said. “Forever.” They said. “Oh, sorry, can’t do that. I’m busy.”

I could hear them giggling.

[imanicepersoniswear]

Guy playing Freddie Kruger: Remember, you are all my children!

Me: thanks dad

A small chorus of teenagers: thanks dad

[under-the-arch]

I went to a haunted corn maze once. Someone ran at me with a chainsaw. I just stared at him. He hung his head and walked away. I left.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Real Horror Is The People We Dissapointed Along The Way

[sun-flowers-sam-deactivated2019]

IM CRYING

[bisexual-nightmare]

One time in a haunted house I shouted “oh my god” and the guy playing the Victorian-esque mad doctor replied “you can just call me doctor” or something like that and a) it was the smoothest fucking thing but b) holy shit I cracked up so hard I wish I could have told him later that that experience will sit with me for life

[shows-up-naked-covered-in-bees]

Dude with a chainsaw chased me while yelling “why don’t you stay for dinner? I’ll hang you with the others” and gestured at the bodies hanging from the ceiling. I was scared but didn’t want to be rude so I screamed back “nO THANK YOU IM NOT HUNGRY I HAD CHICKEN THIRTY MINUTES AGO HAVE A NICE DAY SIR”

[pinavoladas]

Man: Jebediah?

Me: I'm sorry?

Man: Jebediah???

Me: no I'm Tim do you need help looking for someone

[anarcho-communism-revolution]

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[dazzling-galaxy]

Top 40.88%

Guess I’m not that good in English after all

[cloud-berries-blog1]

top 39.58%

wow i’m beTTER THAN I THOUGHT

[adumuntote]

Top 6.33% 👍🏻

[pinavoladas]

Top .23% I think it's a random number generator

[pleasestopandrew]

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

so woke leftists are literally just reposting screenshots from fox news and daily wire articles now huh

[quantum-dragon]

This is such a hilarious “gotcha” like???? Who gives a shit???

[apparentlyeverything]

I mean people have been pointing out that one guy asked about what music she likes, and the other dude interrupts and said “what music did you listen to while high?” and she laughs, and then answers the first dude. She’s even looking at him when she responds. But right wing outlets decided to claim she was answering the other guy’s question about who she listened to while high and therefore LYING.

This is definitely Hot Sauce, Part II, so of course white male leftists are jumping right in.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[i-smell-ice-cream]

[vampirejuice-deactivated2019112]

[digitalhunk]

it’s honestly amazing how much op edited her skin tone to look darker in the photo on the right just so they could prove their inexistent point lmao if you do a simple google search of that event you’ll see she wasn’t that dark in ANY of the photos

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[pinavoladas]

Nothing like lust color in a children's hospital after dragging a corpse around