Prepare for Surgery

(( Indie TFP Knockout rp blog. SIdeblog of Goldeneyedniper))

[driftsetadrift]

Transformeres headcanon prompts

Give me one of these and I’ll write a headcanon based  on it

Spark

Mate

Love

Bond

Frag

Cybertron

Earth

Caste

Prime

Matrix

Struts

Finials

Plating

Servos

Organics

Humans

Autobots

Decepticon

Well of Sparks

Religion

Gods

Aft

Blasters

Swords

Conjux Endura

Energon

Highgrade

Fuel

Transformation

Alt Mode

Enemy

Aly

Neutral

Battle

Friends

Parnters

Team

Warrior

Flier

Wings

Wheels

Optics

Ship

Home

Aliens

Feel free to add more!

[retrowave-the-protogen-deactiva]

So I read somewhere that Knockout’s vehicle mode was based off the Aston Martin One-77, and honestly I can’t blame him for fussing about his finish so much. The Aston Martin One-77 gets the 77 in it’s name because only 77 were ever made. It can reach a speed of 220mph, and it costs 1.85 million.

In other words, dear KO is worth 1.85 million in his vehicle mode, and that’s without all the customizations he’s made to it.

[why2001w11]

Some 🚗🚙

[paintedboxturtle]

Send a “👻“ to sneak up on and scare my muse

If you can’t see the symbol, send “BOO!”

[cherryvanity]

anmate​:

“… I did?!” 

“It’s a panther. An organic “big” cat.” Complete with air quotes for “big” since they were still positively tiny.

[anmate]

while i’m working on a page for my muses – welcome! my name is moth. i have no idea who to follow since i’ve been out of the transformers rp scene for about half a year. so please like or reblog if you are interested in interacting with a canon divergent trans woman cyberverse perceptor, rba whirl, and rid wildbreak! 

[anmate]

“what kinda animal is the pink panther?” 

[cherryvanity]

“.........I think you answered your own question, there.”

[enigmadoodles]

Who’s responsible for naming the doctors/medics in Transformers.

I’m not sure how trustworthy doctors with names likes Flatline, Kaput, and Knock Out could possibly be

[bodiedhorror]

“your attending physician, doctor grievous bodily harm, will be with you in a moment”

[fayren]

Oh god I can’t believe I broke my don’t-finish-anything rule already. But I had… to paint the shiny.

[cherryvanity]

Zombie War Breakdown: “I ain’t no bungee expert or nothin’, but I don’t think he’s supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”

The cherry medic let out a snort. “Well, that’ll learn ‘em to measure the rope appropriately, then.”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” starters

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Now this is a story all about how my life got twisted, turned upside down.”

“You know, ain’t like I’m still five years old, you know? Ain’t like I’m gonna be sitting every night asking my mom ‘when’s daddy coming home?’ You know? Who needs him?“

“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

“Could you drop me off at the beach?”

“Oh my God, ___! What’s that hideous thing growing out of your neck? Ah, never mind. It’s just your head.”

“Man, I love Halloween! It’s the only time of year when a black man can wear a mask at night and not get arrested!”

“You did a porno movie?“

“Girl/boy, you look so good, I would marry your brother/sister just to get in your family.”

“Maybe I sometimes say things that are selfish and self-centered, but that’s who I am, dammit.”

“Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing.”

“I’m as big as a house. All I want to do is lie in bed and eat pie.”

“How come he don’t want me, man?”

“Face it, you’re a taker.”

“You bought your own dinner?”

“Oh, stop it you little Filthy McNasty.”

“Your pop had a bit of a drinking problem, didn’t he?”

“Jean Claude Van Dam I’m fine!“

“HEY! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?”

“I’m gonna pop that little zit when I get home.”

“____, I think you’ve been deprived of oxygen at birth.”

“THIS IS GROSS! I don’t touch greasy, disgusting things!”

“Penn State would’ve been my first choice if my applications to Princeton, Yale, and Talledega Tech had fallen through.”

“How could you be so stupid? You know you shouldn’t be messing with drugs!“

“My son/daughter/child could have died because of you!”

“Did you see the way he/she/they was/were dressed?”

“Oh, my God. I’m a drug addict *and* a virgin!”

“Shut up! Shut up, shut up. Now be quiet!”

“I’m going to the kitchen for a snack when I get back I want you gone.”

“I ain’t no bungee expert or nothin’, but I don’t think he’s supposed to be slamming into the ground like that.”

“Don’t do anything stupid! You haven’t updated your will yet.“

“I can still hear them taunting him. ‘Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.’ Why couldn’t they just give him some cereal?”

“I guess I can kiss heaven goodbye ‘cause it’s got to be a sin to look this good.”

“Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired ‘cause you been walking through my mind all day!”

“Well, I’m in a bad mood, and somebody is going to suffer.”

“You smell like broccoli.”

[paintedboxturtle]

((

So I got dragged into Turtle Hell and I regret nothing. Like or Reblog if you’re interested in rping with an indie ROTTMNT Mikey sideblog.))

[best-of-scrubs]

My Case Study, 2.03

[parismemes]

CARING FOR STUBBORN MUSES. for when the person you’re trying to care for insists they don’t need your help.

“at least let me clean the wound!” “you’ll be even worse off if you don’t let me bandage this.” “i really think you need to see a doctor.” “i made you some soup, and i’m going to sit here until you eat it. i can wait.” “your feelings matter too! i can’t help you if i don’t even know what’s making you upset!” “..i’m here if you need anything, okay?” “stop trying to push yourself! you can’t do this on your own!” “listen, i know you don’t want to, but.. maybe you should rest for a while. you’re not going to get anywhere like this.” “i’ll make you a deal: i’ll just get you some bandages, and nothing else, and you stop making a fuss over it.” “how long has it last been since you slept?” “have you even been taking your medicine?” “i know you think you have to get through this by yourself, but you have people here to help you.” “let me take care of you, for once.” “you’re gonna hurt yourself even more if you do stupid things like that!” “i hate to break it to you, but you’re not supposed to do any strenuous physical activity for the next couple weeks, and if i have to personally make sure you don’t every waking hour of the day then i’m fully prepared to do that.” “it’s okay to cry in front of me, you know. you don’t have to carry this alone.” “stop trying to act like you’re not bleeding out in front of me!! this is serious!” “listen, asshole. i’m gonna carry you home whether you like it or not. you’re not in any condition to get there yourself.” “oh my god, why didn’t you tell me it was this bad?!”

[gargoylegrrrl]

im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no

[cherryvanity]

Cherry Red Sunstreaker (meme)

“Rude. I’m far more attractive than that mech is by a landslide.”

[oneinathousandmemes]

Go on anon, and describe my muse in three sentences.

Bonus points for leaving hints on who you are.