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Previously tumblr user CHeslieMcLala OR ListlessDark! Hi I'm Chelsie. I blog things. I have an about me if you're super curious about who exactly I am.I used to be tumblr user ListlessDark for a good few years, and if you see that username floating around other sites it's probably still me! I just got tired of the name, is all. I used to do some voice acting stuff now I just uh. Don't. LMAO my ask is open so shoot me a question if you ever wanna! xoxo

[chesliebear]

i officially have

✨arthritis✨

[goetic-justice]

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

[titkoks]

[ceasarslegion]

Being the only guy who works in a beauty store is fucking hilarious sometimes. Im the only one who can sell our shitty beard shampoo and a not insignificant amount of our customers think im untrustworthy. According to my coworkers i use every mens product we have so they can get dudes to buy a shaving cream. Trying to explain to people that theres no difference between "men's" and "women's" products is like talking to a brick wall. Ive had multiple women get angry with me for sampling them out one of our "men's" moisturizers when they specifically said they wanted a mattifying one to control oil and that's the best one we have for those two things. I still think about the guy who came in asking if we had "masks for men." I contemplate ending it all every time someone returns a completely unused product that they absolutely refuse to try just because it either says or doesnt say "for men" on it. 90% of the time its the perfect product for them. I had a lady who was willing to buy a worse product for her needs that was more expensive just so it wouldnt say it was for men. Are you ever tired? Are you ever exhausted? These are the same kinds of people who say that im the one whos obsessed with gendering everything because im trans.

[ceasarslegion]

My coworkers call me the diversity hire. Theres like 3 men in this company in all of western canada so i think we should get t shirts and go out for drinks sometime. I found out recently that my boss was talking about hiring another guy so that "damien can have a friend."

[ceasarslegion]

What i dont tell them is that i now get territorial every time another guy comes in to drop off his resume. I dont show it but i can feel my hackles raising and my pre-domesticity instincts kicking in every time some guy threatens to usurp my position as "only guy here." I know thats a completely unwarranted reaction but its so fucking funny. My coworkers are out here wondering if i feel out of place and lonely without any guy friends at work to be bros with and when a man applies for a job i get the urge to bite him like a beast

[asterwild]

happy Fat Bear Week! 🐻

[madderhatter]

a big win for democracy

[cockasus-deactivated-deactivate]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[203y]

everyone coming back to post on tumblr again immediately after seeing the news spread on twitter that the porn ban is being lifted

[noritaro]

i dont fucking know

[tyranniclark]

Gasp! Little German Boy?!

[totallynotgayforyou]

Tumblr really has evolved as a website if the first personification of the new icon i see is just a little lad instead of a sexyman

[duckdotcom]

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

[raptorific]

GLaDOS is literally the funniest character ever. Her arc culminates in her saying "I hate you so much it's not even worth the trouble of killing you, so just fucking LEAVE. And on your way out here's a full choir to sing 'Goodbye My Darling,' an Aria I wrote in Italian about how I love you and want you to be safe, which mentions you by name. Don't read into it. Get the fuck out. And here, something to remember me by: a box with a heart on it. Leave." to a woman who has literally never responded to anything she's ever said

[banans13]

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Okay but what is Bidenstar doing to reclaim the Sunningrocks from Russiaclan?

[modern-politics111]

Canada trials decriminalising cocaine, MDMA and other drugs

In the first trial of its kind in Canada, adults can possess small amounts of some illegal drugs.

[partisan-by-default]

Canada has announced it will temporarily decriminalise the possession of small amounts of some illicit drugs in British Columbia (BC).

The province asked for the criminal code exemption after overdoses claimed more than two thousand lives in BC last year.

This time-limited three-year trial is the first of its kind in Canada.

Adults will be allowed to possess a combined total of 2.5 grams of opioids, cocaine, methamphetamine and MDMA.

While those substances will remain illegal, adults found in possession for personal use will not be arrested, charged or have their drugs seized. Instead, they will be offered information on available health and social services

In its request to the federal government last year, BC said it asked for the drug laws exemption in order “to remove the shame that often prevents people from reaching out for life-saving help”.

[demdelis]

Thank you John Oliver for bringing this to my attention.

[acidhues]

[tiredkitchenwitch]