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Breaking news: Ethel Cain and Lana Del Rey have decided to stop fighting their racism allegations and instead fight each other
Ten thousand reincarnations and you think they never once boned? Weak.
Not even a lil smoochie smoochie? Over Millenia of being the only constant in their never ending cycles of rebirth?
misread this as "coochie smoochie" and i was like, yeah that works
Fairies & Hedonism
I would like to thank you all for supporting me on my writing journey. I am so happy to announce that I have fully outlined my brand new spicy romantasy series! I promise it will be unlike anything you've ever read before, and I'm giving you all a sneak peak! Constructive criticism always appreciated but never accepted <3
Book One: A Cock of Horny Hoes
The first book in the trilogy is always a fan favorite! This one introduced our main character, Effemcee, and her growling bad boy alpha love interest, who doesn't need a name! Tropes include: grumpy x sunshine, he falls first, touch her and you die, touch him and he dies, everyone dies eventually because we're mortal, and TONS of smut! Here's the back cover synopsis:
Effemcee was nineteen when she was teleported to the world of fairies and hedonism. She got laid about twenty times before the Greek Moon Festival, when she realized she had contracted magic herpesāor āBlack Sparkle,ā as the fae called it. It took two weeks in the nude lagoon to cure it, and that also (as it happens) turned her into a fairy. So now she canāt go home. But at least she can suck more fairy dickāand maybe become a princess?
Book Two: A Dick So Deep and Deadly
Things get SUPER serious in book two, so trigger warning for magic pussy powers! (And also vore.)
Effemcee was twenty when the ancient, reviled Big Dick Demons invaded her fair fairy lands. They pillaged, harassed, and seduced even the highest faeāincluding her fairy lover, the kingāleaving her the queen of a broken kingdom. In order to end the rampage, she is forced into an arranged marriage with the Big Dick Demon warlord, whose dick is the biggest and most demonic of them all. Surely he will use his big dick powers to control her and her kingdom politically, but she must not let him. For she has powers of her own: her tight fairy pussy powers. In one great orgy, her people fight back the only way they know how, and she ends up absorbing the Big Dick Demon warlord into her womb, vanquishing him. But now, heās growing into their childāa half demon, half fairyāand the effects might kill her!
Book Three: Breastfallen: a Faries & Hedonism novel
At this point in my publishing journey, I'll probably already be stupid fucking rich and won't have to put any effort into my craft anymore, but that just means I can write whatever I want and still get it published! Yippee! Anticipating this freedom, I have made a conclusion to my series that will annoy and frustrate all my fans and validate the concerns of all my critics! :)
And, in keeping with publishing trends, book three will be several times the length of the other books for no good reason. Enjoy!
Despite being the one who vanquished the Big Dick Demon warlord, Effemcee finds herself missing him. But, soon, her womb child speaks to her, revealing itself to be the Big Dick Demon himself, reincarnate. She is horrified, but horny. When she gives birth, two things come out of herāan actual child, part fae and part demonāand her old demon lover. They reunite: her tight pussy powers cleansed him of darkness! Now they can make a million babies and rule as a cross species power couple.Ā Butāoh no!āher old fairy lover has returned! He wants her hand in marriage despite leaving her for a demon back in book two! He challenges her Demon to a duel to the death, and she remembers what made her fall in love with himāthe fact that his dick was so big it could be used as a weapon. They fight, and it breaks her heart. They both end up mortally wounded, so she uses her fairy powers (with help from her fairy-demon kid) to combine their fleeting lifeforce into one being, in hopes that theyāll survive.Ā They do! Now her fairy lover and demon lover are one! A beautiful fairy demon with an even bigger dick! They fuck her and she becomes pregnant once again, but what would a child made of fairy-demon-fairy blood be capable of?Ā A sequel series, of course!
I anticipate becoming a Kindle bestseller more or less immediately, provided I make sure the fairy lover is always growling and his eyes are always darkening. Repeating that my main character is white and skinny should also help. I am currently looking to commission fanart of the Big Dick Demon warlord to use as cover art, but I'm not sure any known artist would be able to depict all twenty-seven of his abs.
More of this please
alex puts up with so much
and totally not foreshadowing diabetic vampire talk
Hehe hope u enjoyed my limited edition lore š
Read this as "hope u enjoyed my limited edition love" and I was about to say "relatable"
I'm still pretty new to chess, can anyone tell me what I'm supposed to do if my opponent plays the Eight Fucking Bears opening? I'm really having trouble.
i normally go for the 12 fucking eagles defense, but u could always just throw 8 fucking bears back and see how much they like that
On Writerās Block
Iāve been listening to another book on writing - Save The Cat! Writes A Novel - and while I greatly enjoyed almost all of it, and found it very helpful, at the very end there was a phrase that made me want to punch the wall.Ā
āThereās no such thing as writerās block or plotterās block. Thereās only perfectionistās block.ā
The author, Jessica Brody, gave credit for this nonsense to another author, Emily Hainsworth, and I freely admit that I wished both of them great ill at this point in the book.Ā
Iāve made posts on this subject before⦠I think?⦠but never mind, Iām going to do it again.Ā
People who sayĀ āthereās no such thing as writerās blockā or ājust push through itā are like people who sayĀ āthereās no such thing as PMSā orĀ ādepressed people could cheer up if they wanted toā. Only someone whoās never experienced it would say something that stupid. And those of us who have tend to react something along the lines ofĀ āI HATE YOU, YOU SMUG BASTARD, I HOPE YOU DIE DIE DIEā. (One of my PMS symptoms is intensely homicidal thoughts! Fun!)Ā
But I think part of the problem is thatĀ āWriterās Blockā is actually a blanket term, likeĀ āmental illnessā orĀ āchronic painā. There are multiple types, multiple causes, and multiple ways of handling them. No one approach will work for all of them, and what works great for one will actively worsen another
Here are the four kinds I know about. There may be more, but these are the ones Iāve experienced personally.Ā
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Omg guys my dash if so dead so if ure a tumblr please like this post, reblog it, follow me, cashapp me $50, and send me an ask telling me im pretty so I can follow u!!!!!!
rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"
the writeblr urge to reintro yourself every two months because you keep changing and every two weeks you look at yourself and go tf is that?
WHY YOU SHOULD WRITE HORRIBLY:
1. Youāll never write anything if you donāt
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writeblr intro except i was already here oops
Hi! My name is Dallon and Iām a 21 year old transmasc writer (he/him). I mainly write literary and contemporary fiction, but I love anything that is character driven and more vibes than plot.
More about me and my blog:
Iām in my final year of my English Literature degree and would like to do a Creative Writing masters
Iām autistic and this plays a big role in my writing and characters
I want to be published, but I mainly write for fun! For me writing is both a skill and an artform and I donāt put too much pressure on myself toĀ āsucceedā. I always prioritise my joy for my artĀ
Very big advocate for gentle writing, taking care of yourself as a writer, and doing whatever works for you and your goals! Whilst I share advice here, this is only what works for me
I share excerpts, short story intros, monthly updates, and anything I feel like sharing! My blog is more for me to document my progress and anyone who is interested can join along
I am tag game friendly! I just may not get back to it straight away. I also donāt always do last line tags.Ā
I only have one taglist for now, a general taglist that gets tagged in all of my writing updates. I may do separate taglists for novels in the future, but for now if you want to be tagged in my updates, then ask to be on my general taglist!
Some boundaries
Whilst minors can interact, pls remember I am an adult and some of my wips are directed at adults. Whilst I donāt write anything explicit please take note of this, especially if I warn that the content in a post may not be suitable for minors. I also likely wonāt follow you back if you are under 16, no hard feelings!Ā
I rarely have anon on for asks, as much as I would like to Iāve had bad experiences in the past </3. If you want me to answer an ask privately, or answer without showing your username (in my own text post where I reference the question), just let me know in the ask!Ā
You do not have to be mutuals with me to interact with my work, tag me in games, etc! I use tumblr sporadically and often forget to follow peopleĀ
Current WIPS
Revelations, Revelations: Adult Literary.Ā Twins Felix and Dorothy reunite in 1980s San Francisco after two years apart, where they try to repair their broken relationship, heal from religious trauma, and reckon with the fact that they are not good people. my biggest baby <3 the novel i will never finish <3Ā
Us, In Watercolour: Contemporary. Before heading off to Universities on opposite ends of the country, siblings/best friends Cyrus and Alana - who collaborate on paintings together - put all their part time savings into a final summer road trip together. But with the taste of living freely and fear of the unknown future - and space to finally process their childhood - neither want to go homeĀ
I Am Made Of Indigo: Adult Literary. A closeted trans man moves back home after graduating university to broken family dynamics and a seven year old sister looking to him for a new mother figure.Ā
Not Without Our Ghosts: Adult Literary. AU/Spin Off for Revelations, Revelations.Ā Felix and Beau have very different experiences of queerness. But they both have trauma, both want to heal, and they slowly bond over a common goal: to make art thatāll last forever.
How To Swallow Matchsticks: Pending title for my short story collection. I write about messy relationships and self destruction. highlights include: a transmasc teenager reckons with girlhood when he baptises himself for a second time, a grad student processing her break up with the live bats her roommate smuggled into their apartment, ace lesbians teaming up against the commune they spend their summers on, a girl befriending the girl in the missing person reports, a cat that might be god, trans boys trying to be god
nothing more powerful than a girl with a monologue going on in her head all the time... alone in her room... plotting... planning
if they put me in a big pot of soup i would be fine.
No longer a writer I've changed careers to fool
my outline for my wip is just like traumatic event ā” stares at the sun ā” traumatic event ā” stares at the moon
the outline for my wip is just like kiss pretty boy ā”ļø commit misdemeanor ā”ļø kiss pretty boy ā”ļø commit felony