writer of the weird, gross, and sincere. also a writer of porn. canāt forget that. made of 90% dr pepper and 10% sweet tea touraine el-qazÄl is my wife
welcome to the clown show. i am rhys, 26, use they/them pronouns, & i have a borderline unhealthy obsession with hot women (and also maybe neil josten)
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ao3 // aftgtwt // storygraph // letterboxd
i have published works, however the mags shut down & they are no longer accessible for free online so if you ever want to read what an editor agreed to put to print dm me and iāll send you a pdf
real ghosts of formerly imagined bodies [dm for pdf] -- you get a phone call, driving home from work. it's your brother. on an average tuesday, he tells you that your mom is dying and he thinks that you should witness it.
saint michael comes to you in blood [dm for pdf] -- you found it on the side of the highway, hiding within the knee-height grass. an angel--a real life fucking angel.
and for my fellow aftgers, fics below the cut. love u all
puck bunny -- hockey au | andreil | M | 3/? | 16k
you're my dream, you're my nightmare -- 5 times neil kisses andrew on the forehead + one time andrew returns the favor | andreil | M | complete (6/6) | 8.5k
take a break -- andreil getting it on at eden's | andreil | E | complete (2/2) | 4.4k
and into this bedroom with your hand on my chest (series) -- canon compliant-ish trans neil oneshots | andreil | E | 6 works | 29k total
rumor, schmumor -- the high school rumor mill gets it disasterously wrong but aaron profits anyway | kateaaron with background andreil | T | oneshot | 2.1k
spider lilies -- nurse andrew with amnesiac neil | andreil | T | oneshot | 2.5k
high king andrew the joyless -- andrew gets a crown and a kingdom and a husband all by accident (the magicians au) | andreil | E | oneshot | 7.7k
dont want anyone else from the hours of 12 to 12 -- neil makes amateur porn and andrew helps out | andreil | E | 1/3 chapters | 3.3k
andrew minyard's incomplete (but very important) list of where not to kiss your best friend -- 5 times andrew and neil don't kiss + one time they actually do | andreil | T | complete (6/6) | 12.8k
hey girl, can i kiss your boyfriend? -- kevin really wants to kiss aaron. too bad aaron has a girlfriend | katekevaaron | T | oneshot | 2.7k
rainbow bright -- dan wilds hates renee walker. at least, until they're both on the foxes | danee | E | oneshot | 10.4k
one look all it take to catch a tooth ache -- andrew pretends to be neil's boyfriend (for reasons) | andreil | T | 1/? | 1.7k
i like dull work -- neil is andrew's secretary. they make good use of his office | andreil | E | onehsot | 3.9k
merry christmas andreil (series) -- a pair of christmas themed choose-your-own-bottom smut fics | andreil | 2 works | E | 5.6k total
thereās not an ounce of me that isnāt caught up in you -- andrew meets a pretty boy outside a bar and canāt get him off his mind | andreil | 31k | complete (4/4) | E
