My life got flipped, turned upside down. @chewyfrootloops - Tumblr Blog

bells-lettres

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

Uni says hi :3

an unsung favorite of mine

squeakitties

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

squeakitties

a lot of people were krilled

mtxyqmpsfqklt

presentablemichael

elysiumcalled

‘do you want cheese?’ stupid fuckin question. yes i do.

spectrometrie

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

spectrometrie

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

omgeddon-deactivated20260424

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

king-incarnadine

Will You Look at the Stars

(Spotted Garden Eels in their Extraterrarium)

best-of-memes

urie

spring-ephemeral

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.