Hi Hello

Hello! My name is Anthony, and I've been on tumblr way too long. I'm a 35 year old gay in SP just trying his best. Me

[volpalope]

Olá de Brasil btw

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

[mondo-grosso]

[annedebretagneduchesseensabots]

A  royal  bunny,  pearl  and  gold,  16th century

Wunderkammer,  The  Wallace Museum 

[dogpuppy]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[enki2]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[labcorp]

when ur american and eat burger so classic

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx]

[crabussy]

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)

[animusrox]

[dragongirlbunny]

[theyellowbrickroad]

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show