if it's gay it's ok

Don't like go the fuck a way 95% of my stuff is gay the other 5%is whatever it's cute going to repost it. (I'm Ultra gay)

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[cooliopumpkin]

[basic-banshee]

This is the feedback I’ve been looking for

[charlesoberonn]

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

aha i can’t

[drarry-to-read]

Hi, I'm new to Drarry. Looking for some long read mlm with a bit of soul. Where's the best place to start as a noob?

Hi! Sorry for the late answer! I really don't know where to start, all the fics in the blog are amazing (and there are a lot that i haven't post yet) maybe you can start looking into my favorite tag (they are a lot)

And this are the ones that i first read when i start reading drarry, please, mind the tags:

Secrets by Vorabiza (Explicit, 62 chapters, 395,365 words) Summary: Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side.

Malfoy flavor by vorabiza (Explicit, 48 chapters, 199,299 words) Summary: Harry’s ready to banish the Golden Boy image and take charge of his life. Unfortunately for him, or fortunately, there are surprises in store for him.

To the moon by constant vigilance (Explicit, 5 chapters, 35,904 words) Summary: Draco is turned into a child. Harry takes care of him. *Restricted

Malfoy child by Vorabiza (Teen and up, 21 chapters, 94,061 words) Summary: A potions accident turns Draco into a four-year-old and Harry takes over his care for the next four months.

Paws of fury by Veritas03 (Explicit, 22 chapters, 87,190 words) Summary: Harry has a furry little problem – but Draco’s scent soothes the savage beastie. Will Draco be able to save him when Harry’s world begins to crumble? Bubbles, blowjobs, mystery – and something rotten in the place of Grimmauld. Yes, yes - it's a Kitten!Harry fic. I know what you’re thinking - but it was there and I had to get it out of my system. Give it a chance.

Faith by Dragongirl16 (NC-17, 48 chapters, 375,540 words) Summary: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do?

Redeem me by Samayel (Explicit, 69 chapters, 245,464 words) Summary: Two years after the events of Harry's sixth year at Hogwart's, Draco stumbles back into his life. Harry is a bitter and vengeful young man, Draco is a walking wreck...and who is helping who? (Explicit rating is for later chapters. This fic is HBP compliant with only very small adjustments to suit this plot.) OOC- is for semiDark!Harry.

A change in perspective by Roozette (M, 24 chapters, 121,281 words) Summary: Once there was a potions accident... Ha! Harry turns five, much to the distress of the i don't want to be a Death Eater brigade.

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

for a later read

[mjalti]

my best life

[cat-harman92]

God I wish this were me 

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Yeah I too want to disappear

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Imagine dating a guy for a couple months then he takes you where there are know people to tell you a secret, and your like ok but then he asks you to close your eyes so you do and then when you open them he's just in a fucking Furry suit.

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Self care is drinking an cup of coffee at 6:30 then drinking a cup of sleepy time tea exactly at 10:00

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Yeah love is blind but have you ever started a manga thinking it will be good because it's "olney" 10 chapters and says it's "finished", but your 8 chapters in and these two dumb fucks are too stupid to realise that there mad in love and there's so much fucking sexual tension that you just would sell you soul to see them fuck but you have no soul because you sold it to the devil for a bag of chips. :)

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Relative I haven't seen in years:

Your a senior now right, how's that going?

Me: It's fine

Me an intellectual:

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

I have know words

[umbraria]

Looking for new fandoms

Idk what mangas to read, right now only noragami and akatsuki no Yona fancy me.

Any rec?

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

I probably watch too much anime for my own good...

[uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021]

[cyrodiil-burns]

Skynet is coming and I hope you motherfuckers are ready

[paradox-oflife]

It just… t poses at the end. What a bold statement.

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Ahh yes engineers at are finest

[chrishyung]

reblog and I’ll make you a cute lilystory character based off your blog ♡

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Hope you still doing this I want to see what others think about my blog

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

This is the one they made for me I'm Absolutely in love with it it's so cute

[chrishyung]

reblog and I’ll make you a cute lilystory character based off your blog ♡

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Hope you still doing this I want to see what others think about my blog

[stardustandswirls]

me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

The Demon: yeah but watching you cry over that one cartoon character is quite interesting

Me: Fuck you there beautiful...and didn't deserve to die

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Thank you for this I have been looking for this for like years

[drawing-prompt-s]

A creature designed to be “cute”, created by a god that does not fully understand what “cute” looks like to humans.

[caramelshrimp]

[libraryspectre]

…….it worked……excellent job…….thank you for spider……

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

is good eight legged friend!

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

This is super cute and I love it😍😍😍

[saphipearl]

he’s so soft and he loves birds…. must protect

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

He's about Bisexual on a Sunday morning at 9AM is what he is

[forthallium]

The one (1) piece I was able to do for @glimadora-week

The prompt I used was “After a Battle”

[cheyenne-the-shipper]

Don't ship but good art