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No one in the discord appreciated my joke 😔
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
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Pride Sabers! Hope you guys like hehe :3
Enjoy!!
well yes, bail is alive and well, why do you ask??
hope everybody's having a great PRIDE MOONTH 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
happy gay month from the 501st
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
Listened to this on my way to work this morning!!
So... Rotta is working with the New Republic... Erza is back in the GFFA... How do we think a meeting between the two would go down?
Zeb: Ezra! I want you to meet my new friend.
Ezra, thinking Zeb would have let Rotta in on the bit: My son! It's so good to see you!
Rotta: ????
He was a good friend...
*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..
girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄
Chat I'm gonna lose it
Nothing like being extremely demiromantic and falling for one of your close friends and then accepting that nothing is ever going to happen and suffering from unrequited feelings for years, watching said friend fall in and out of bad relationship after bad relationship, and then all of a sudden they get really touchy feely and flirty (?) and your touch starved ass can't handle it
It also doesn't help that everyone in the larger friend group knows I'm painfully single and jokes about flirting with me (or at the very least making comments about my physical appearance). To be clear, I'm not upset that they all do that. It's that everyone does it including them. And yeah the comments I've grown used to and can ignore without having a heart attack. But it's the recent touching and pet names (those are new) that are sending me up the wall.
I'm too autistic for this shit
Update: I'm once again thinking about this.
They've talked to me repeatedly about their relationships over the years and I'm thinking about that and how every single time I was internally screaming about how I could not give unbiased advice about what you should do. Alexa play Girlfriend by Avril Lavine
Update 2: Panda Express is feeding my delusions
Update 3: We're home alone together (did I forget to mention we're roommates?) because our other roommates are out of town. Anyways they're singing and they've been singing on and off since they got off work and it has made it incredibly hard to do anything but listen enraptured.
Almost all of them have been love songs
Update 4: I just got told way too much information and I have no idea what to do about it. Don't tell me about your body hair you're gonna feed my delusions
Update 5: I'm cooked chat. I hate driving at night especially when there's lots of cars out like the after work traffic jam. Guess who just agreed to drive in these conditions to take you know who to go see their latest situation ship.
Update 6: I made a joke about rolling like a rotisserie chicken in front of the space heater and one of my friends made a roll over joke and now the WHOLE group is making puppy boy jokes INCLUDING THEM
Wow longtime no update lmao anyways update 7: one of our mutual friends made us both in Tomodachi Life and my Mii got a crush on their mii which, of fucking course I did. Anyways this mutual friend decided fuck it and tried to let the romance play out but my Mii just kept like, watching their's from afar and gushing about them
I will never tell mutual friend this but my mii's behavior was 110% accurate I have in fact been doing that for four years.
—Revenge of the Sith by Matthew Stover
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I got a comment on one of my TikTok videos that really didn’t sit right with me. It basically said “any pretty girl could’ve played Princess Leia.”
That couldn’t be further from the truth.
A lot of people don’t realize this but Carrie Fisher was also a script doctor. She was brought in to punch up dialogue and develop characters in films like Hook, Sister Act, The wedding singer, and more. She even started doing this work on Star Wars, especially during The Empire Strikes Back.
And while Harrison Ford gets a lot of credit for changing the line to “I know” (which was iconic), that was just one moment. Carrie wrote and rewrote so much dialogue some of it even for other characters.
So no not just “any pretty girl” could’ve played her. Carrie Fisher was brilliant and incredibly witty. She added so much depth to Star Wars and the dialogue we all love so much wouldn’t have been the same without her. Thank you for coming to my ted talk lol