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meglio frocio che fascista wouldn’t ya like to know

[azurele]

Once you get someone called ojii-san on your side your enemy is basically fucked

[blackpyrefly]

astronomy: so basically the consensus is generally that pluto isn't a planet but rather a dwarf planet, which is a classification that fits better with its unique characteristics and reflects our current understanding of how stuff works

what people hear for some reason: pluto has been suddenly kicked out of the planets club by the other planets, who were its best friends up until they randomly decided they didn't love it anymore and they kicked it out of the house and put it in a wet cardboard box on the side of the road and it's starting to rain but they don't care at all because they hate poor pluto now and they want it to die of exposure. which it will

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[azurele]

all of this senseless violence could have been avoided if you followed my patreon

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[femboy-c-cups]

This article and its opening paragraph is kind of a perfect summary of how it feels to be a Chinese person living in the west

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[petermorwood]

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[archiveofolives]

brutus before he stabs caesar: orange you glad to see me

[runcibility]

Come in for our Et-Tu-For-One special.

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[cutecipher]

gambling is bad because its another way poor people are manipulated into further poverty

[cutecipher]

idc about the gloss you put on it, polymarket, fantasy leagues, its all garbage

[demilypyro]

talking to americans is so funny they're like "yeah I'm going to Pittsburgh" and I'm like wow Pittsburgh like from Fallout 3. wow the west coast like from GTA5. wow Chicago from Chicago. don't get me started on New York. how does it feel to live in the places all the media is about

[demilypyro]

was Spider-Man there

[warningsine]

[warningsine]

#happy international women's day

[hearteyes-wheeler]

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

[innerchildabortionclinic]

favorite genre of joke. starting a collection