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Keep your heart to yourself, give your soul to the night… Come to me when you're lonely… Come to me when you need something new… — Fright Night (1985), Come to Me

BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (1992) INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022—) NOSFERATU (2024)

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I hate Twilight TikTok they'll never understand Jasper like I do.

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Bella: The Volturi are really slow to be vampire overlords. We literally had time to gather a vampire army.

Edward: Bella they're so sure of their strength they don't feel the need to hurry, they walk slow >:(

Meanwhile, Aro on the way to Forks: ENOUGH, SOMEONE ELSE CARRY MARCUS, SULPICIA AND ATHENODORA GOT LOST AGAIN. AND FELIX DROP THAT HIPPIE.

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was reading the comic of the day on my peanuts desk calendar and I was thinking to myself “why is baseball so important to them? they’re playing it and talking about it all the time” then my brain played the clip of edward saying “it’s the american pastime” I can never escape twilight even for a second

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twilight taught us so much. perhaps the most important thing of all: abort that thang!

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the fact that the cullens don’t have pets is so fuckin weird to me. like rosalie would have a cat named tinker bell. emmett would have a big fluffy dog that he was obsessed with. and edward would have a demonic rabbit that fucking hated him and wanted him dead