2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book

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2020 is so fucking surreal like it started off with all of australia burning & a potential 3rd world war, then a worldwide pandemic is forcing everyone to stay home and now there’s another twilight book
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I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose
Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”
"L o v e has ruined my whole damn life."
the best he’s ever looked btw and I’m a team edward olympic gold medalist
genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!
another thing that pop culture latched onto is this idea that you might use a wreath of garlic bulbs to ward off a vampire, however, in the book there is a popular use of garlic blossoms rather than the bulbs. i think these are a lot prettier and way more versatile for stylisation! you could have a garlic flower crown.
also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula
Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.
Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.
These are the beans of a killer, Bella.
im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now
i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about
how do i kill everything thats ever lived
thinking abt everyone who bella’s been lying to:
1. charlie
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Bella Swan early 2000s Aesthetic
mood rn…….
Emmett whispering in Bella’s ear while she’s writhing in agony as she becomes a vampire: I’ll give you $50 if you pretend you don’t remember Edward when you wake up