frogbert

frogbert posting it's me. im 9 feet tall. subscribe

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ya know what? wharever man. i just be on the cronputer posting funnies. don't b frogbert hating, instead b frogbert appreciating. you know the drill man.

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i will not download the tiktok app my clock already be saying that on the daily

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should I be concerned that sugar free Red Bull tastes like it has more sugar in it? i love my funny battery drink #swag

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quakquakquak anyone know any hot mallards who are dtf

[chickadeefrog]

spending the early april evenings by myself visiting the local beavers who will immediately slap their tail on the water as loud as possible to get me to leave.

like sorry dude I don't mean to make ya upset, I just think your habit of eating bark and wood and shit and flooding the surrounding forest is kinda swagged up. I'm a well adjusted adult thanks

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any person you know who is into rubiks cubes even a little bit has about 30 of these mini screwdrivers

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reverse ratatouille where there's a man inside of a rats chef hat who is telling him how to cooking a delicious meal

[chickadeefrog]

might fuck around and start my fashion era. flower shirt. round wireframe glasses. tiny little gold hoop earrings, bisexual pirate style. go white boy go

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Cool bugs

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whats the best soap

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posting frogbert funnies on tumblr app... that's me! that's funny! no one does it like him. frog gif for truth

[chickadeefrog]

haters will say he isn't cozy....

[chickadeefrog]

im like it when a cat funny sits like the squirrels outside

[chickadeefrog]

im swagged up typing funnys on my telephone

[chickadeefrog]

the existence of a one horse open sleigh implies the existence of a no horse closed sleigh, which is a car

[chickadeefrog]

if i break my leg that should be the governments problem

[chickadeefrog]

*stubs my stupid toe on my stupid table*

me: "yeeeowch!"