[thatsmoderatelyraven]

This is my favorite headline ever

[rxmcri]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[timotaychalamet]

[memewhore]

[jac5ob]

WHERE’S HIS MOTHER BURIED

[iv-fischer]

“a bit larger than we expected”

[trapcard]

they gave birth to Hagrid bye.

[imnickjamesbitch]

This needs answers

[pseudophan]

good afternoon to everyone except the creator of tumblrbot

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[hellish-daddy]

“… and we are in bed together laughing and we don’t care about anything.”

Charles Bukowski

(me)

[shinyx2]

[d3dans]

[catbountry]

[112196355]

Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute

[zog-agent]

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[tankaramo]

me @ me at 3am

[candybis-deactivated20140117]

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

[mastercdi-deactivated20240305]

Not again, Satan

[nuggettebunbun]

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

[rusig]

send this to ur crush with no context.

[tastefullyoffensive]