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Keni
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@chicken-tendrils
I used to make my passwords really weird so my parents wouldn’t get into my phones. So before I went to camp last summer I broke my phone screen and my parents took it to get it fixed. They needed the password so they emailed the camp and the camp director came and asked me for the password.
She was expecting some numbers.
I had to look her in the eyes and tell her it was “spaghetti daddy”
I think I was made in a lab by a comedian-mad-scientist to be the perfect audience member. I laugh at everything. It is nearly impossible for me to Not laugh at a joke. Today, my mom was discussing how she didn’t know where to get new glasses frames, so I helpfully chimed in with “You know who would know? The glasses man.” and proceeded to laugh so hard I cried.
love encountering people who are clearly on side quests. love passing by people in the midst of some action that obviously has complex lore and knowing none of it. one time I saw someone hauling a gong across my college campus at around 2am. life is beautiful.
she’s bouncing on it in a way that has me thoroughly impressed by her pogo stick abilities
Sometimes when I’m taking my meds I’ll randomly start this routine where I shakily shove the pills in my mouth and raise my glass to my lips with trembling hands and pretend I’m in a zombie movie taking the cure that will stop me from turning and I got the antidote in time but just barely. As a treat.
chicken tendrils nation! those of you who remain! It’s been a while. I am a very different person than I was five years ago (and I’d like to imagine funnier and super desirable too). but I am here nonetheless.
I mostly do all of my talking on my personal blog now, but I’m considering moving some of the posts over here and getting chicken tendrils 2.0 on the road…
I do not know if I have any remaining troops here. but we will ride at dawn regardless.
juul that gives you tits
He told me my tits were massive, I said yeah baby, that’s where I keep my love for confusing video game lore
men will watch war movies. and for what? just say you wanna watch a gay romance and go
“brothers in arms” yeah, big strong arms that you wanna be held in
“saving private ryan.” why do you wanna save another man so bad?
“Dunkirk” oh you’ve done kirk????
yeah, i may have a bad memory, but at least I
Tumblr now shows how many days ago your last post was and may I ask why you disappeared for a year and then came back? Was it because of spaghetti daddy & vore?
Yeah pretty much!
My brain decided it was impossible to be both funny on main and funny on shitpost. Spaghetti daddy ended up on instagram so I popped back in to say hi.
Then I wanted to start putting my thoughts back on here and then immediately got distracted again.
Maybe I should resurrect this blog?
To anyone single on Valentine’s Day-
I’m your valentine now. I’ll be there at 2am climbing through your bedroom window with chocolate. It’s too late to go back. You’ve read it. See you tonight babe.
Heard a loud explosion from my oven yesterday and thought I had started a gas fire. Panicked and prepared for death. Turned out to be the metal of the pan warping.
Relieved that nothing had blown up, I moved my chicken nuggets to the microwave and tried again.
Where they promptly fucking blew up.
Im now 2 for 2 on times I’ve tried to cook while home alone and broken an appliance. Long may I reign.
So one of my posts has made it to Instagram huh. Hello new followers
Let me know what pages you find me on I want to revel in the fame
So one of my posts has made it to Instagram huh. Hello new followers
Earth is the 3am Denny’s parking lot of the universe
It’s finally 👻 Spooky Time 👻 all you 👀 nasty little 🎃 pumpKINKS 😩. Get ready to 😫 get sweaty 💦 under those 🍑 THICC costumes 😤 . Be a slutty 😘 nurse or a slutty 😍 SLUT and 🤙🏻 hop on that broomstick 🍆 😉 you filthy ghostBUSTer 💦. Trick or TREAT 🤤 yourself to some 😱 moaning mischief 😵. Because this 🎃 octHOEber 👻 , only the 😘 nastiest witches 😫 get to scream 🤤 in this haunted house 🍆 💦. Send ✔️ this to 1️⃣ 0️⃣ of the freakiest 🍑 blood-sucking 👅 dick- loving 👀 devils 😈 you know. Get 1️⃣ 0️⃣ back 🔙 and your 👻 BOObies 👌 will get a lot more 💯 than just milk 💦. Get 5️⃣ back 🔙 and a lollipop 🍭 won’t be ❌ the only thing 👏 you succ 👄. Get 1️⃣ and it’s 😑 into the basement 👀 you go 😱 to get punished 😤. It’s time ⏱ to get ❗️❗️ SPOOPY ❗️❗️
