too many thoughts head full

22 | they/he

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[peachfromcmbyn]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone

[dogpuppy]

[los-copa]

her name was Juniper Blessing, she was 19 and she was just doing her laundry

[wispthicket]

From one of her friends on a Reddit post.

[venusmage]

Editorial illustrations for a conference discussing AI’s impact on communities.

[bonetools]

passive aggressive ass email from my boss telling me someone else pointed out an extremely minor error in a post i put on our social media over two weeks ago and so now because i made a Terrible Mistake i must run all posts by her before they get sent out. why am i even here

[ccattnipp]

ill lose it if essek is taller than 165cm you cannot convince me a man who invented a special floating spell to hover a few cm off the ground and wear absurdly long mantle didn’t do it bc he was insecure about being short even for a drow and his baby brother outgrew him too fast

[bonetools]

thinking abt the woman i talked to at a conference this week who at one point said “it’s like katya said on the podcast one time…” just expecting me to know who katya was and what podcast she was talking about. i did but girl

[cringefen]

harbor seals! :)

[aquariumpacific]

art is everywhere :')

[s-ol4psismmmmmmmm]

mhhmmm yea

[magic-metamato]

They bullied him into playing Roblox with them

[bonetools]

the overarching story of aai2 is kind of cool once all the reveals are over but each individual case is full of so much bullshit that im just happy to be done

[xabarik]

funny guy 🎭

i've been drawing in ms paint again yeah. november was tough, but i hope it gets better.