The beans— give ‘em to me.

j. 20s. please ask if you’d like something tagged.

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[rednines]

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

[inlandwest]

[markovchaingang]

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

[infectiouspiss]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dried mango is so good it’s like a drug or something what do they put in there

[brain-deadx0]

Mangos I think

[bisexualbaker]

I hear the trick is actually what they take out of it.

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[gunsandfireandshit]

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[bloodyhandprint]

i'm so bored does anyone wanna have a fucked up codependent mutual obsession but we're also just watching tv on the couch

[postmodernau]

it is i, your crepuscular mutual

[segamascott]

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

[nonlynear]

www.areyouabadperson.com

[anarqueeen]

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[dogpuppy]

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever