chicken cried rice

nicole (she/her). I've been on this site for over 10 years 😫

[vulgarette]

Me

[studentlifeproblems]

[chickencriedrice]

I give 3 more to 20 so that it's 30 then take 3 away from 48 so it's 45. 30+45=75

Instinct was to stack them then I realized I could do that instead.

[funnytwittertweets]

[kidcore-nostalgia]

[nicostiel]

#welcome back to our hellsite

[thelivingend]

spotted in one of my videos from tonight

[janes-eyebrows]

What a mutherfucking icon. I never thought I’d see the day

[gender-luster]

i think this pretty much sums it up.

i could go more in depth, but i'm not going to

[gender-luster]

so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??

[funnytwittertweets]

[parentless-suggestions]

Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.

[sonderoo]

For anyone yearning for this, i just want you to know it’s so lovely when it happens. You will come home and feel relief because it is a safe place. You will actually feel at home. You will decorate it with things that make you happy and cook meals for people who love you and play your favorite music whenever you choose. You will have a life there but you will also have a life beyond it. It will be yours. You will make it yourself. 

This morning i went up to my rooftop and watched the sun rise over the city. i ate breakfast at my little table. The window is open and i need to do the dishes today but nobody is yelling at me about it. i am happy here. It’s so beautiful. It will be so beautiful.

[chickencriedrice]

Here to say, it happens, and it has happened for me.

I'm so grateful.

[inkskinned]

me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

[jumpingjacktrash]

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

[theinvisiblemonsters]

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

[teathattast]

[lild3m0nsworld]

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[butterflyarrow-blog]

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired