FRIEDCHICKEN

My username isn't nearly as stupid as my blog. ‘99

[goldntrinity]

Sorry this is literally the funniest thing ever

[aletheyass]

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whatacatch]

[sistertaxon]

NASA scientist: you’re back early…

astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet

[lolt64]

i cant keep learning news like this

[hanasnsdedits]

[miggylol]

[nowisation]

Sorry but I have to add what Trump could see (x)

[meyhew]

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

[kweendestiny]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[forestraine]

😍😍 so cute

[taemsgirl]

https://instagram.com/p/BVwjQX4HeRm/

[cutestpomeraniandog]

I solemnly swear that I’m up to no good!

[thenatsdorf]

“You’re home! You’re home! I missed you!” (via vegastories)

[setheverman]

i feel like i just had an encounter with jesus

[shortvideosandstuff]

Cop catches teens smoking pot