me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah
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todays bird
cherry valley forever
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almost home
trying on a metaphor
YOU ARE THE REASON
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@chickennoodlejamie
me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah
In limbo, the lower you set the bar, the higher you are setting the bar.
ask: horse
tumblr user: this is so ominous what does this mean tthis is so threatening by far the most threatening anonymous message ive ever gotten im literally shaking
i got a rare condition
i got a glass dick and paper balls
every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
ihaveagreatmemoryithink
How to survive college
1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand
lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie
“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”
thanks, i raised me myself
Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”
i never had a real childhood
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
I am a bored individual who turns her convos w/ friends into shitposts
This wins gay internet
me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments"
me as soon as I get home:
reblog if you support coop
when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye
I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful