the city is at war.

i made my blog when i was emo and in 8th grade and now im to lazy to change it so im sorry drop dat ass aww yeaaa ABOUT ME ask a bitch a question, bitches love questions FAQ MY FACE Your World Of Text linkz My Pride and Joy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5186379"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "http://freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=beautiful person&e2=beautiful people&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~welcome 2 my own personal hell~~~~~~ body, a:hover {cursor: url(http://cur.cursors-4u.net/food/foo-1/foo86.cur), progress !important;}

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

me: *doesn’t hear what you’re saying* yeah

[tastefullyoffensive]

[teenangst018]

[just-shower-thoughts]

In limbo, the lower you set the bar, the higher you are setting the bar.

[panamanians]

ask: horse

tumblr user: this is so ominous what does this mean tthis is so threatening by far the most threatening anonymous message ive ever gotten im literally shaking

[kibumkim]

i got a rare condition

i got a glass dick and paper balls

every time i jump my dick just shatters and my nuts turn into origami paper cranes and fly away

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[straightwhiteboystexting]

ihaveagreatmemoryithink

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[parentless-suggestions]

“wow you’re so mature for your age!!?!?!?!!?!!?!?!!!!”

thanks, i raised me myself

[chryselephantinechaos]

Also see: “aren’t you too old now to be acting like this??!?!?!??!?!?!????”

i never had a real childhood

[ithelpstodream]

[aidn]

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

[watchthelightfade]

people might not want to be called dude

[aidn]

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

[surirn-blog]

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

[aidn]

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care

[highwaytohell-a]

I am a bored individual who turns her convos w/ friends into shitposts

[rowdyholtzy]

This wins gay internet

[allaboutschool]

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

[stability]

reblog if you support coop

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[louises-belcher]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[webcomicname]