🌼💛 Yannie💛🌼

The Tumblr of CHICKENOPPA on ao3. Where I post random shit, probably drabbles and other stuff that's not 'high quality' enough to go on ao3. Also headcanons. Most likely NSFW headcanons. Honestly, this whole account is probably going to be NSFW; what is happening. Also, like a shit ton of omegaverse; it's basically all I write. Finally, please note that I am Seokjin-biased. Probably a lot of Seokjin posts incoming. Feel free to request stuff or ask me questions; I assume Tumblr gets boring without friendos.

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✨H e l l o✨

It’s been a minute, hasn’t it?

So, update on my life- I accidentally locked myself out of my AO3 account; how I managed to do that is a long story I really can’t be bothered to tell at all.

Long story short, it had a lot to do with the fact that I’m a whole-ass idiot. Anyway, I have a new AO3 account, and I’m about to post a new yoonseok fanfiction soon. Like, in a few minutes soon, even though I should be cleaning my room right now.

This is the link.

Enjoy, friends!

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✨ R a n d o m  S h i t  # 4 ✨

So, today was eventful, and I wanna ramble about it somewhere so feel free to peep on my personal life right now if you want; this is e x c l u s i v e Tumblr information lmao- well, not really. I’m not very secretive at all. 

Long-ish post incoming so keep reading if you wanna lol. 

Anyway, today we had a class trip to the Met, (er, Metropolitan Museum for people who don’t know) and I was hype because I’d heard of it but never gone. I used to drive past there all the time, too. I just never went in.

The journey there was fun and stuff; luckily enough I was in a group with one of my friends and because I’m a really clingy friend (like really really really clingy whoops) I basically just attached myself to him the whole time- not physically though because I’m too shy lol also that would be weird. 

Also, there was a guy in Central Park (where we stopped before the Met) who was making g i a n t bubbles from a bubble ‘wand’ which was basically just two sticks and a long string and it was really cool; bubbles are nice. I swear, I’m not five. 

But you can look up ‘Central Park bubble man’ and see what the person was doing; it’s not the same person that was there today but they’re doing the same thing lol. 

Anyway, my class was really extra lmao they were screaming every time he made a bubble and idk why they were that hype over bubbles but it was freaking hilarious. Although, as tall as I like to think I am I had to tiptoe to see because the people in front of me were tall, dang tall people. But anyway at first the guy tried to put one of my classmates i n s i d e the bubble and it didn’t work out, but then my classmates suggested that one boy from our class, who’s like 4′10-4′11, would be easier to get in the bubble. It worked, lol. He sat down and the guy basically put his whole body in the bubble. 

It was pretty funny. 

Anyway, we ate in Central Park too. It was cool; we sat on rocks. Also there were a lot of horses; it was great. 

Anyway, we got to the museum, right, and there was a group of people singing outside the museum. They were really good, and we sat there on the stairs for like 20 minutes. I bought overpriced ice cream that was three times the price it normally is, but it was good so it’s fine. You know those strawberry shortcake ice creams? Yeah, those. I’m addicted to them lol; my friend teases me about it. 

We went inside and we did stuff like look at really old art lol; it was a little bit hard to keep up with my friend because he’s taller and therefore fAsTeR even though I like to think I walk pretty fast (Spoiler alert: I don’t. Like, at all.)

Anywhoo it was cool I guess but a little boring; I was more talking to my friend the whole time. I wonder if he got annoyed with me lol I don’t think we separated once. I mean, he seemed not to mind. 

Also, throughout this trip I realized I might be a little too clingy of a friend because a significant number of my classmates asked if I was dating my friend (I’m n o t) and it was awkward. Like, we were walking to the train station and the short guy that got put in a bubble was all like (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞. It was funny. Mildly embarrassing, but funny nonetheless. 

So anyway, shit happened when we were on the train coming back. But like, in a really really bad way. 

So, on the first train, everything was fine. I was sitting next to my friend who was like half falling asleep; it was cute lol. The classmates sitting across from me were all like (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ as well, but the girl (there was a girl and a boy) asked me outright if I was dating him and I- I shook my head so hard I almost snapped my neck lmao; I felt myself turning really red it was bad. 

But anyway we got on the second train, and some of my classmates were being silly, ya know, doing what 14-15 year olds do, and two of them were messing around and saying they were going to have a dance-off on the train. One of them actually started to dance (only a lil bit) but I wasn’t paying attention because I was really sleepy, ya know, and trying to keep my balance because this time I had wound up standing on the train. 

I didn’t hear much because the train was a little bit crowded, but the next thing I know I hear someone say ‘pepper spray’ just as the doors are closing and then I look over and it’s complete chaos on the other side but I don’t know what’s going on because the spray hasn’t spread to the opposite end yet. It did, really quick and when I tell you I couldn’t breathe I mean- jesus christ; I was so scared. I like deadass started having a panic attack on the fucking train and my friend I guess thought I was just reacting to the spray or whatever (not that he could react much to me anyway apparently he’s allergic to pepper spray). Which is good, because he doesn’t know I’ve got anxiety (well not to the extent that I have it anyway) and I wasn’t tryna e x p o s e myself because it wasn’t a normal panic attack like I was so scared I started full-on crying, whoops. It was bad.

Yeah but we all (or at least my classmates and I) got off on the next stop because it was literally intolerable and we were starting to tear up n shit (well I was already crying but i r r e l e v a n t) and it turns out that some lady had gotten annoyed with our classmates and fucking sprayed pepper spray as she got off the train. Yes, because that’s how you, as a grown adult, react to a group of fucking high school freshmen who weren’t even bothering you on the train, plus the other innocent people who weren’t even with our group and had nothing to do with it. 

I don’t even know why she did it; she could have just left because she was going to leave anyway but w h a t e v e r. And she’d sprayed it right into one of my schoolmate’s faces and they were so red and I felt so bad, jeez. But then there was my actual friend having an allergic reaction that was thankfully mild because I was already panicking so bad I don’t know what I would have done if it was any worse. I just kind of awkwardly patted him on the back because I didn’t know what else to do. 

Even better, the teacher(s) was nowhere to be seen (probably went back to the school actually) because they had been on another train car and had no idea the pepper spray incident happened. 

But anyway I did manage to get home and when I got home I was still visibly shook (literally physically shaking), whoops. 

I think I’m going to stick to the bus from now on, or at least avoid the train. Well, as much as you can avoid the train in New York City. 

So yeah. The trip itself was cool, but pepper spray lady can kindly go fuck herself. Gotta love New York subways and their l o v e l y passengers ✌.

Moral of the story: Don’t piss off pissy ladies who spray pepper spray at children. 

Completely unrelated thing: I’m thinking of making an Instagram account. I might just, if people are interested. 

Also, I get growing pains in my ankles and as I was typing this my ankle started hurting really bad and I went ‘i want to dead’ lmao what is wrong with 1) me and 2) my grammar???

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✨ Y i k e s ✨

Okay, so I was too lazy to put on makeup so here’re these abominations. By the way. I must say- I look way better in pictures when I sit next to my window with my light off than when I use the light in my room- the light in my room makes me look yellow-ish lmao it’s not cute.

Neither are these pictures, but. Here we are. Let’s go. 

***Warning: Extreme ugliness ahead***

First of all, I tried to hide the darkness under my eyes as best as I could but without makeup there was only so much I could do lmao. If I look dead insie it’s because 1.I’m tired and 2.I am dead inside. So.

Also, my hair got in my lip gloss; I can say firsthand that having a braid stuck to your mouth is very no fun.

Also(also), my left eyebrow looks half- nexistent in the third picture. It’s there, I promise.

Also (also also), I took some pics of my hand bcz I was bored and my hands are weird.

Here’s some hand spam. Also, my hands are 19.5 cm long, wtf??

I’d make a statement of my height in reference to hand length to show y’all just how disproportionate I am (spoiler alert: very) but idk how tall I am officially. I’m getting a check-up on Wednesday, so I’ll get back to you guys on that.

Otherwise, here.

Yes, I am as double-jointed as my hands are. I’ve dislocated my shoulder so many times in gym and people always look at me weird when I pop it back in like it’s nothing. (it hurts like a b i t c h when it gets popped out but afterward it’s just kind of sore)

And finally, here’s a picture of my stuffed animal collection because I’m very proud of it and have decided to share it with you guys. (or whoever’s here reading this at the moment).

So yeah. I really really really like Hello Kitty. My favorite one is the one with the blue glasses because 1. I have blue glasses and 2. when you squeeze it it makes a squeaking noise; it’s so much fun.

And my blanket’s reversible, I like it a lot.

Anyway, that’s all from me for now. See you guys and hopefully I didn’t make you want to gouge your eyes out with my face. If you’re from AO3 (you probably are), see you in the next update fam! 

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✨ I n  w h i c h  Y a n n i e  i s  F o r g e t f u l ✨

Yes, the title is referring to the fact that I said I’d post a selfie on my birthday, and today is my birthday, and I almost forgot. 

I also almost forgot I have geometry homework. But I did it, because I remembered. Like ten minutes ago. Anyway, I’m going to go take a selfie now; I’ll hand out some complementary eye bleach so you can survive the aftermath lol. 

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✨ Y e e  -  h a w  L m a o ✨

Don’t ask me what the title is. I deadass don’t know. 

Also, yes I said deadass. Exposed myself as a New Yorker I guess lol. 

Anyway, I updated. Like, I posted four chapters. 

What is my life?

*Aggressively slurps tea*

Ah, yes. Love me some Teahyung Taehyung. 

‘Kay, I’m going to go sleep now. Or read smut. I’ve not decided yet.

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✨ ... ✨

Just started writing chapter ten, which will be a SFW chapter to redeem myself from my past transgressions against our lord and savior-

I’m just kidding. I’m agnostic. But still, this is me @ the garbage my brain just spewed:

I never did understand the context of this meme, and don’t think I ever will, but I can definitely relate right now; I’ve scarred my damn self for life lmfao. 

The fic’s not even that kinky yet. Like, it will be, but how will I deal when I get to that point?? I’m but a mere high school freshman??? I’m sooo pure???

The only memes I use are outdated and b a d, okay? Get used to it lmao. 

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✨ T h e  R e t u r n  o f  Y a n n i e ✨

Dun dun dun, I’ve returned. Fear me, lol. I’m so intimidating. Grr. 

What am I doing?

Listen, I’m really fucking sleep deprived. My internet stopped working and finally turned on like 12am this morning so I was writing from 12am till two hours ago (like 10 am) and I’m sooo tired. Either way, I’m going to spam update y’all soon. I was going to post chapter by chapter as I finish them but my goal is to write four chapters and I’ve got 1.25 chapters approximately left to write, so. Be prepared for spam. And badly-written smut. 

Like holy shit, it’s sooo bad I wanna die-

One of the chapters is also obnoxiously long, so be ready for that. I’m sorry in advance. 

Also, my birthday is tomorrow! I’m gonna be fifteen tomorrow! Woot woot!

I’ve decided that tomorrow, I’m most likely going to post a picture of my face because I’m bored and I know that if I know what someone’s face looks like I feel like I know them better. 

And I’m gonna befriend all of you; you have no choice. You’re my friend now, whoever’s reading this. 

*Somewhat a spoiler for my fic in the next line but it’s not that important*

Anyway, I’ve gotta go continue writing Yoongi getting his ass eaten. Goodbye, lol. 

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✨ H a p p y  P r i d e  M o n t h , F r i e n d s! ✨

So yeah. It’s June first. You know what that means~

Well, it means I’ll be turning fifteen in three days but that’s irrelevant. 

It’s pride month, guys, lettuce celebrate. 

Get it? Let us? Lettuce? Sigh. 

Anyway, any LGBT+ fam here? I’m pan, lol. 

Okay, okay. I’ll stop rambling and go write now, gotta provide for my fellow baby boy Yoongi stans ;).

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Uhm hell yes to smut in the next chapter of yoongi the beta I can't wait ^3^

oop- i can't wait either honestly; expect smut s o o n >; )

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✨ F i c  I d e a  # 1 ✨

TaeGguk ABO Au #1

Taehyung and Jeongguk were really really close friends since they were babies, practically, and were inseparable all through elementary, middle school, and high school. No one ever actually thought anything could cause them to part ways, even when Jeongguk presented as an alpha and Taehyung presented as an omega. Sure, this situation would pose a few difficulties, but it was nothing that couldn’t be handled- alpha and omega friendships weren’t unheard of. 

Although, it wasn’t normally the case that the pair had some dormant feelings for each other that they’d suppressed for god knew how long, and they started to date. It was all good at first, and they were almost the ‘perfect’ couple. But Taehyung started to notice that he wasn’t ‘small’ and ‘cute’ like omegas were supposed to be, and this insecurity started to kind of eat him up inside, to the point where he believed he wasn’t even good enough for Jeongguk, who had much ‘prettier’ omegas throwing themselves at him left and right. Of course, Taehyung’s worries started to affect their relationship, and the omega kind of withdrew into himself. They did wind up splitting up, and it wasn’t pretty - it wasn’t really either of their faults though Jimin, Taehyung’s best friend, did love to place a lot of the blame on Jeongguk for not being understanding or patient enough with Taehyung, and for not really doing much to reassure Taehyung. 

Either way, they continued on with their lives -rather, Jeongguk did, Taehyung tried to- and Taehyung finds his job working for a magazine taking him out of the country. 

Years later though, after some regulations have been passed, and omegas are no longer allowed certain jobs for reasons to be elaborated on, he finds himself back in his home country. 

And if his new job means he winds up working with Jeon Jeongguk as his boss? Well, yikes. 

So, guys, what do you think? Should I write this? Yay, nay, or something in between? 

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✨ R a n d o m S h i t # 3 ✨

Holy shit, I’m so proud of myself. Something that would normally send me into anxiety induced tears just happened, but I did. not. cry. Which is good, because it was caused by my mother’s asshole husband (don’t get me wrong though I love my mom so so so so much I just hate her husband with a burning passion). The day that man sees me cry, especially over something he caused, is the day I am no longer Yannie, the trashy omegaverse writer. Although, I don’t know how I managed not to cry and instead stood up for myself. He was literally yelling in my face, and most times that scares the shit out of me because I’m a huge baby that can’t handle when people are anything but super nice to me. I want a hug now :’(. 

By the way, does anyone here want to be my friend? It’s kind of lonely here all by myself, sigh. I promise, I’m a good friend. Just like, a really clingy one. I’m pretty annoying. I guess being my friend is kind of like adopting a child lol. 

Also, if you’re my friend be prepared for a lot of NSFW; all I do is sin honestly. 

Edit: I forgot to post this before I went in the shower and now I’m out and had a (kinky) idea for a YoonSeok omegaverse oneshot/drabble; I’m so excited to write it and post it here. It’s gonna be f i l t h. 

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please for the love of god turn ur sound on

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*pets cat in New Yorker*

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Reblog if you’re dead

Wanna see how many people are dead

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*reblogs from grave*

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✨ R a n d o m  S h i t  # 2 ✨

I just randomly thought of how much easier everything would be if I completely moved to AO3 + Tumblr. That is, I think my Wattpad phase is over. It’s the end of an era, really, I think that my turning fifteen in eight days (!!!) marks that. Maybe I’ll post a selfie on my birthday, who knows. Anyway. For now, Yannie out!

Wait, before I go - I want to write a one-shot, but I don’t know what to write. I’m thinking Yoonseok but I’m also thinking TaeKook but I’m also thinking NamJin but I- Yeah, I love all BTS ships. Ships are great. 

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✨ R a n d o m S h i t # 1 ✨

Umm so I was thinking randomly about the fact that I used to be obsessed with anime before BTS took over my life and I wanna get back into watching anime but I don’t know which ones to watch-

Also I’m very upset because on Twitter I heard someone was being mean to Yoongi who I love very much and I don’t know what exactly happened I-

Edit: I just learned what happened. I’m? So upset?? I literally cried??? And I’m mad too; how could someone say something like that?? Holy heck, I woke up in a decent mood and I go on Twitter for two seconds and it evaporates. I’m pissed.

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✨ W o w z a ✨

My (kind of) first real Tumblr account. I can already tell what a mess this is about to be, yikes. Also, I just got my hair braided yesterday and my tender-headed ass is in pain. But I have readers on ao3 that don’t hate my writing for some reason, so I have to update for them. Yes, writing is pain sometimes, but I love it.