Dr. Ian Cohen @chiefofpediatrics - Tumblr Blog

DR. IAN COHEN. PTMC Chief of Pediatrics & Professor of Critical Care Pediatrics at UPitt. On campus more often than at the hospital.

THANK YOU DR. DE ROSA FOR MAKING THIS POST. 😃

#the pitt rp #the pitt roleplay #the pitt oc #the pitt oc rp #the pitt oc roleplay #dividers by diviniyae #Spotify #//i can't believe jeff goldblum is 73

dr cohan why is your profile picture upside down ??

- @lexiirobinss

whimsymaxxing😃

#☀️— ask cohen #the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp

Heres a sticker!

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@your-local-peter

PEDIATRICIANS LOVE STICKERS! THANK YOU PETER!

#the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp #☀️— ask cohen #☀️— peter declan

alexonaux

To: [email protected]

Subject: Upcoming Employee Evaluations

Good morning,

I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday weekend.

As we return to the routine of our schedules and everyone is likely feeling refreshed, I wanted to inform you all that employee evaluations will be conducted soon. Ms. Vasquez and myself will conduct these 1:1 meetings, with input from your supervising manager, signed off and approved by Gloria Underwood.

Please note that the evaluation scores will be documented in your employee file; once all assessments are completed, you will receive a copy of your review.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact @carmenvasq or myself.

Thank you,

chiefofpediatrics

To: [email protected] [REPLY ALL] Subject: Re: Upcoming Employee Evaluations

DR. DE ROSA WILL TAKE OVER AS SUPERVISING MANAGER FOR PEDIATRICS. I AM IN SARASOTA. 😃

IF I WERE IN CHARGE, EVERYONE WOULD PASS WITH FLYING COLORS! 🌈

#☀️— cohen posts #☀️— alex donovan #☀️— carmen vasquez #☀️— liana de rosa

rowan-after-dark

It’s called a photo dump. But that’s okay 👍

Speaking on stage was not something I was prepared for by any stretch. Regardless, I hope I made you look smart for believing in me. ☝️🤓

Now, back to our regularly scheduled program. @chiefofpediatrics

chiefofpediatrics

Anyone who believes in Dr. Rowan Hayes is rich with wisdom! 😸 You should be very proud of yourself.

#☀️— rowan hayes

My children call this “taking a dump!” 😁

Always take nice girls to Denny’s! 🥞 Thank you PTMC for sponsoring my Sarasota habit! ✈️ Dr. Hayes learned a lot!

@rowan-after-dark

#//I am so sorry about him #☀️— rowan hayes #the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp

You get a sticker

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@your-local-peter

Thank you, Peter!

#☀️— ask cohen #the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp

chiefofpediatrics

I think omegaverse is fine. 😃

iholdallofyallshearts

What is the omegaverse-

chiefofpediatrics

They are romance novels!

#☀️— tina basso-tessaro

chiefofpediatrics

I think omegaverse is fine. 😃

the-blackwood

Dr. Cohen, who taught you about that? Just… wondering.

chiefofpediatrics

My wife is in a bookclub.

#☀️— colt blackwood

I think omegaverse is fine. 😃

#☀️— cohen posts #the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp

rowan-after-dark

PARDON ME IF THIS IS WEIRD BUT I WANTED TO SAY HELLO TO THE BEAUTIFUL ROWAN.

I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO FIX MY BIG TEXT PROBLEM. THERE IS A SCARY BLUE LIGHT ON MY KEYBOARD. I DID SOMETHING WRONG////

HI JAKE!!

DID YOU GET IT FIXED?

chiefofpediatrics

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT TO DO. 😃 HE MUST GO INTO THE LIGHT. 😃

PUSH THE BUTTON. 🚨

#☀️— rowan hayes #☀️— jake garrison

chiefofpediatrics

Do we have an accidental death and dismemberment policy? Asking for a friend.

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I believe accidental death and separation of limbs are covered by the hospital ! Unless they are from the following:

Parking lot jousting

Unauthorized helicopter landings

Elevator fraternization

Any demonstration following the question, "How hard could it be?"

BUT! You wouldn't do any of those . Right, Dr. Hayes?

rowan-after-dark

AHAHA! Ha. Never.

Parking lot jousting - Who in the world did this?

Unauthorized helicopter landings - I can't fly

Elevator fraternization - Define "Fraternization"....

Any demonstration following the question, "How hard could it be?" - This works most of the time.

chiefofpediatrics

The previous chief of orthopedics. 🦴 And also myself. 😃

Never hurts to learn ! 🚁

Have you seen Grey's Anatomy?

No, it does not . 😲

#☀️— rowan hayes

Do we have an accidental death and dismemberment policy? Asking for a friend.

😲

I believe accidental death and separation of limbs are covered by the hospital ! Unless they are from the following:

Parking lot jousting

Unauthorized helicopter landings

Elevator fraternization

Any demonstration following the question, "How hard could it be?"

BUT! You wouldn't do any of those . Right, Dr. Hayes?

#☀️— rowan hayes #☀️— ask cohen #the pitt roleplay #the pitt rp

derosaliana

//OOC

So, the writers here talk to one another.

Explain to me why you're sending this to every female character in the roleplay tags. Go on. I'll wait.

Is it the fact that you can't mind your own business? Is it the fact that you haven't engaged with any of the female OCs and therefore have no idea the depth they each hold? Is it because you're a sad, misogynistic little person hiding behind anon?

Keep feminism out of your mouth. You have no idea what it actually looks like if you're blindly copy-and-pasting anons to every female-presenting character in this community. The hateful anons female OCs get on this platform astound me, and I'll go ahead and lump you in with the slut-shaming ones, because showing up holier-than-thou only to hate on a particular style of character isn't any better.

I'm so tired of this. The amount of effort I and the other writers put into our OCs, and the only anons we get are about relationships, sex, and hate. What's the point of being here when it just takes, minimizes, and belittles? But that's what you want, right? A dead community?

My anons will be off and my roleplay will be in DMs.

#☀️— ooc

IAN 🥳💫🌀🥹🌟

ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE 😃