Dr. Ian Cohen

[The Pitt RP Original Character]

[chiefofpediatrics]

DR. IAN COHEN. PTMC Chief of Pediatrics & Professor of Critical Care Pediatrics at UPitt. On campus more often than at the hospital.

THANK YOU DR. DE ROSA FOR MAKING THIS POST. 😃

Hi. Liana/Hera/Tunde here. This is a bit (+ I needed to have my own characters' boss around so I channeled Liana and did it myself) so he may not be ultra active.

Ian is 73, married with two children and four grandchildren, resisting retirement like it'll kill him, and teaching at UPitt more than he's actually practicing medicine lately. Med students: he might be one of your professors!

Mun is 21+. Muse is not open to ships but you can talk to him however you want (ask or DM okay). I'm going for wholesome; please don't be mean to grandpa. FC is Pittsburgh local Jeff Goldblum.

[ryguuy]

hello ryan, this is dr. cohen. 😃 i am still looking for your case study on ddh. 🩻 have you submitted it? ✉️

@chiefofpediatrics

dr. cohen…..it was submitted to you via carrier pigeons weeks ago…..am i in trouble….

[chiefofpediatrics]

i am concerned for the safety of the pigeons.

[chiefofpediatrics]

you

my granddaughters love horton hears a who! 👧🏼🧒🏼🐘

[bensononthebeat]

REPORTER 😃📰✍️📸

@chiefofpediatrics

Hello, Dr. Cohen. Have you received my emails?

[chiefofpediatrics]

no. did you try my university email?

[chiefofpediatrics]

they are letting me send questions again ! 🎆🎇🧨

[orthoshark]

BRENDON 😃🦴🦈🪚

@chiefofpediatrics

Hello Ian…

[chiefofpediatrics]

you will live longer if you smile more 🤪

[robinavitch-rx]

MICHAEL 😃⛑️🪖🚲

@chiefofpediatrics

Dr. Cohen! To what do I owe the pleasure?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT MY RESIDENTS ARE DOING WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORKING.

[robinavitch-rx]

No offense, but I’m kinda surprised you managed to figure out what Tumblr is and how to work it. I struggled a little bit figuring it out, and I’m, what, 20 years younger than you?

[chiefofpediatrics]

i cornered dr. de rosa while she was in between cases and told her that she had to help me. she made my first post. the rest is the same as texting my children. 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🍼

[robinavitch-rx]

So is the giant text a stylistic choice or..? I won’t complain, I can read it without my glasses on.

[chiefofpediatrics]

i cannot.

[robinavitch-rx]

MICHAEL 😃⛑️🪖🚲

@chiefofpediatrics

Dr. Cohen! To what do I owe the pleasure?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT MY RESIDENTS ARE DOING WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORKING.

[robinavitch-rx]

No offense, but I’m kinda surprised you managed to figure out what Tumblr is and how to work it. I struggled a little bit figuring it out, and I’m, what, 20 years younger than you?

[chiefofpediatrics]

i cornered dr. de rosa while she was in between cases and told her that she had to help me. she made my first post. the rest is the same as texting my children. 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒🍼

[matty-whitlocked]

MATTHEW 😃👁️🔎👀

@chiefofpediatrics

Hello Dr. Cohen! How are you today?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I CANNOT TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS.

[matty-whitlocked]

I can see that. There should be a little arrow looking thing, if you’re on your phone? Click that.

[chiefofpediatrics]

hELP

[matty-whitlocked]

So close. Maybe next time you’re free I can actually show you

[chiefofpediatrics]

i fixed it

[chiefofpediatrics]

TUMBLR SAYS I SENT TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

[matty-whitlocked]

MATTHEW 😃👁️🔎👀

@chiefofpediatrics

Hello Dr. Cohen! How are you today?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I CANNOT TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS.

[matty-whitlocked]

I can see that. There should be a little arrow looking thing, if you’re on your phone? Click that.

[chiefofpediatrics]

hELP

[robinavitch-rx]

MICHAEL 😃⛑️🪖🚲

@chiefofpediatrics

Dr. Cohen! To what do I owe the pleasure?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I WANTED TO SEE WHAT MY RESIDENTS ARE DOING WHEN THEY SHOULD BE WORKING.

[urcoolestdoc]

PAULINA 😃🎀💄🩰

@chiefofpediatrics

DR COHEN💛💛💛my fav father figure boss!!!

[chiefofpediatrics]

YOU ARE TOO KIND!

[matty-whitlocked]

MATTHEW 😃👁️🔎👀

@chiefofpediatrics

Hello Dr. Cohen! How are you today?

[chiefofpediatrics]

I CANNOT TURN OFF CAPITAL LETTERS.

[the-blackwood]

COLT 😃🐴🤝📚

@chiefofpediatrics

Oh! Hi!

[chiefofpediatrics]

HELLO

[the-blackwood]

My day was good! And yes, I did go. Matty took care of me, boss, don’t worry about me.

[chiefofpediatrics]

MATTHEW IS A GOOD PERSON. YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

[the-blackwood]

COLT 😃🐴🤝📚

@chiefofpediatrics

Oh! Hi!

[chiefofpediatrics]

HELLO