Richieās Birthday Headcanon
Requested by: @the-losers-law
richie tozier has never celebrated his birthday
the loserās club refuse to stand for that
they bake him a cake and order a pizza
bev leads him into billās house and makes sure to keep his eyes covered with a blindfold
āwow, i didnāt know you were so kinky, bev. how does ben feel about that?ā āfuck you, trashmouthā
when she finally does undercover his eyes heās in pure shock
stan brings out a huge, messy, ugly cake with a big candle lit right in the middle
āwe made it ourselves.ā āreally? i couldnāt tellā
as richie blows out the candle eddie smashes the cake onto his face
beverly gets a picture as soon as it happens
āhey, eds, can i have a birthday kiss?ā ādonāt fucking touch me, cake faceā
now that the cake is ruined none of them can eat it
not that they really wanted to
eddie eventually gets to taste the cake
richie gets little gifts from all of them
most of the gang gives him a comic book
bev gives him a pack of cigarettes
mike gives him an āi owe youā card
āis this good for blowjobs? never mind Iāll ask Mrs. KāĀ
after inhaling a pizza the group snuggles up on the couch
they put in a cheesy horror vcr tape
richie holds eddie through the entire thing
when the others fall asleep richie and eddie sneak outside to stargaze
they point out different constellations and name them
āthat one is shaped like a big dickā āyeah, we should name it ārichieāā
once eddie realizes richie has dozed off on his chest he presses a kiss to the top of his head
āsleep tight, birthday boyā