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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Origami Around
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Not today Justin
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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Cosimo Galluzzi
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
Monterey Bay Aquarium
JBB: An Artblog!
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
todays bird
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@playingchello
“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now
The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.
It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though
It was simple addition, really.
I'm Not Scare of Your Stolen Power
Chapter 8 - Can I Ever Own What's Mine
most of the norwegian trains are smooth sleek worms while many of the swedish trains are blocky clunky beasts...
Rc6 is a certified MILF. You heard it here first folks!
Stupidest scene I've ever conceived of and will never write is one wherein Shane spirals very hard at the idea of bringing his enema kit with him to Ibiza because of Its Shape (Straight up looks like a cartoon bomb and TSA is very dumb about things like that do not ASK me how I know) and traveling with his thickly-accented husband is already, unfortunately, an ordeal for them both so he doesn't want to bring any more scrutiny onto them. Luckily, anal sex is a top hobby in Ibiza and they easily find a kit there. Shane has done a lot of work on himself and can now almost buy these things without shame. It helps that they are in Spain, where GENUINELY nobody cares about hockey. It does not help that the cashier frowns at him when he puts the package on the counter, glancing between Ilya and Shane like he's angry or...concerned?
Ilya, who clocked the cashier when they walked in the door, takes out his phone and types WE ARE NEWLYWEDS into the translator into Spanish.
The cashier immediately thaws, nods his understanding, and rings up the purchase with no further comment.
"Ilya. Please tell me that cashier didn't think we were going to casually bareback."
Ilya wheezes out his 'silent retreat' laugh. "Yes, baby, that is exactly what he thought."
"...Do I look like I would--"
ilya + smiles ⁺₊♡
This is how we burned cds 💿
My gf got me an ilya kitty plush for our anniversary and he is homeeeeee he's so sof and cute
mpreg ilya you say 🎤
I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON U
okay so heres my vision. im gonna be so real ive never indulged in mpreg so idk how any of that works but i also dont need to know. he can have whatever parts he wants its not my business. BUT! shane is not carrying a child. he’s just not. they don’t even start trying until ilya is ready to retire bc his hip cannot take any more checks. so they do the calendar and “thermometer says we need to fuck this morning and maybe after lunch” shit bc. they want to at least Try
and hes soooo convinced its gna be all glowy and great, and all the wags are like omg its so fulfilling its the best nine months of ur life. he and cassie get pregnant around the same time and shes soooo beautiful its giving barefoot and pregnant. and ilya is IN HELL. throwing up and in pain and crabby and the moodswings oh my god the mood swings…..
but shane is in his element he loves being a Husband. he loves rubbing ilyas feet and rubbing his back when hes puking and searching every european market for the specific brand of pickle that hes craving. hes sooo good at looking after him and hes so nervous abt being a dad but like. hes barely even having any panic attacks about it. only sometimes. so!
basically just shane looking after his husband and being all doting and jocky about it…..and then they have the baby and its scary but eventually fine and the baby is perfect but ilyas depression goes sooooo fucking wild. BUT !!! hes okay and everyone has a happy ending and they adopt their next two kids because Fuck That Shane I Am Not Doing That Again
My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.
Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??
Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??
Legolas please gain a sense of urgency
It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.
gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"
"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."
"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."
I literally CANNOT read the words "supine" or "prone" in anything without thinking about that post that's like "supine is when you lay on your s(u)pine and prone is when you lay on your pronis"
learning that 5 minute crafts is a russian mafia operation wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but also doesn't really surprise me
its what
russian mafia operation
Hey what
oh. i’m sure its fine and normal that a video investigating the massive bot farm/slop channel shell company connections to the russian mafia and youtube’s own implication by allowing it to continue for profit has mysteriously vanished with no word from op.
Original (now taken down) video of CHUPPL exposing SoulPublishing and 5 Min Crafts networkAn Exposé of the weirdest channel on the internetG
internet archive link
What the heck is TheSoul Publishing, and how did it get tens of of millions of followers on YouTube and Facebook? And what is it doing with
greyscale hollanov pt 3 🖤🩶🤍
Imagine washing up on Dinotopia and getting a talk saying "unfortunately, you can't escape this island! You'll never go home or see your loved ones ever again" & then while you're crying they say "I'm sorry, you'll just have to live on the island of dinosaur communism for the rest of your life" and you look up through your bleary eyes and go. Wait what
When you see an adolescent saguaro 👍
My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege
Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young
