chihuahua.ranch

Fan of Hamish Linklater, Benedict Cumberbatch, Bridget Everett, David Tennant, Nick Offerman, and Marc Maron.

[fluffysheeps]

Snake snacks 🐍

[eddiepriestfuckingdiaz]

going into work on your period should earn you time and a half

[oddarette]

Well, it’s my first day in my new place after walking away from a 12 year marriage. I promise I’ll make more art but in the mean time, here’s what I look like, and here’s my child. Feeling a lot of feels at the moment, but I can finally breathe

[fluffysheeps]

Sweet shiba 🍩🐕

[spicymochi]

your month, your bird!

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[dirtbagdefender]

[spicymochi]

silly sea cows

[audarcy]

I love how often this xkcd comic and its derivatives make the rounds, but it's so sad how few people have seen the title text:

[fluffysheeps]

Mako-ron shark 🦈

[tenderhoof]

making cathedral window ornaments/suncatchers 🕯✨️

[tenderhoof]

I love seeing friends and other dear ones being absolute freaks for their characters and/or celebrity obsessions. I went to Austin a couple of months ago with a friend (who is currently in her Renaissance era) so she could get wet watching this hot lil number perform in concert, and today one of my uni nephews was so over the moon for his OCs that he just had to talk to me about his unwritten story even though I'm unfamiliar with the fandom.

It's a holy thing, seeing these sparks in people.

[tenderhoof]

Anywaaaayyy, I fucking love Doug.

[tenderhoof]

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“You have such good manners.”

You know what’s coming, the ways in which he will scrape the marrow from your bones, hollowing you out. You know it, and it will still shock you every step of the way.

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Happy anniversary to Gumdrop Girl! 🍭 It's the first fanfic I wrote for the Tell Me Your Secrets fandom (and the second one I've written ever). I posted this fic two years ago on my birthday, and it's a story that continues to hold a special place in my painfully soft heart.

tmys is a very niche fandom that allowed me to stretch out my wings as a writer without judgment.

I'm eternally grateful for all of you 🫶🏽

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[1five1two]

Gerda Wegener. 1886-1940.

[dappermouth]

It passed outside your window on a night you couldn’t sleep — a phantom burning black against the house across the street.

[ps1]

Lost Creek