that's unnecessary

idk tbh. i was drunk on the fourth of july and i snapchatted a bunch of people selfies captioned "childish gambinoculars" and nobody thought it was funny and now it's a blog destined for the same fate

[imsoshive]

[twitterlols]

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

[samotnikiem-deactivated20180623]

[onlytwitterpics]

[cinegasmic]

the reality of this tho 

[vandelay]

[twitterlols]

[minichunk]

[dntgetmad]

[childishgambinoculars]

Me:*does badly on something im supposed to be good at*

Me: Well i guess this is the end, im not good at anything anymore, i need to rethink my whole life and also die

[bitchycode]

[childishgambinoculars]

me, a guy who watches food network all the time, after I trip and eat shit in the park: this dirt has some fucken,,, umami

[swarnpert]

me, in 90+ degree weather: please, let me rest my brain: [banging pots and pans together] NO BLANKET NO SLEEP

[brusewaynes]

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape

[paulyappleseed-deactivated20161]

[rcktpwr]

whole foods employee catches me stealing valuable artichoke water and tries to apprehend me but i quickly jump through one of his gauges and escape