any favourite sentence starters you have for writing about eructo?
Absolutely! Some might be arguably kinda basic, but man can these set up some great shit...
Some for a variety of situations, generally in which some stuffing/bloating/etc. has already happened:
"That was a good one, but I'm sure you can do better than that."
"Now to try for a record-setter."
"My belly is tighter than a drum... could you give me a hand? I really need to burp, but they're stuck."
"Hang on, I really need to belch."
"Oh god, theyuuuRRRP won't stop!"
"Come on gut, show me what you've got!"
"God, you've never looked bigger... how much did you eat?" (bonus points if the response includes a list of what was eaten, interrupted by stray belches)
"Mind your manners, please, as this behavior is unbecoming of someone in your position..."
"Pardon me! Sounds like my belly's telling me there's plenty more room in there."
"I knew I should have stopped trying to test my limits a couple bottles ago, but it's just so good!"
(Any burp onomatopoeia can make for a good, versatile starter too!)
And some spicier offerings...
"Please, fuck, burp there again."
"Oh, look how wet/hard you are... are you really so turned on by belching?"
"So that's why you really wanted to do oral..."
"What a horny, burpy mess you are. What ever shall I do with you?"
"I think it's time to fuck the rest of those burps out of you."
