Dr. Frederick Chilton, PhD

"Pain and suffering are always inevitable for a large intelligence and a deep heart." -Fyodor Dostoyevsky Award-winning author, currently the administrator of Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane. Survivor of trauma at the hands of Dr. Hannibal Lecter, as discussed in my award-winning and deeply honest novel, "Hannibal the Cannibal." He/him, single

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do you celebrate pride month 😋

I don't celebrate much, but I certainly observe it as a member of the community.

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Board games or video games? I have a feeling of what the prefarence is though.

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If I must pick one, I would choose board games. However, I most enjoy paper games (such as word searches and mazes) and my favorite card game is either Trash or Kings in the Corner.

Board games are humiliating. I would rather not lean across an entire table to move a piece of plastic around a square. The process of playing a board game is a humiliation ritual.

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Do you slob on that knob like corn on the cob?

I don't eat corn in any context outside of products made with corn flour. The texture of corn is all wrong.

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You like dogs, psyc guy?

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On occasion, but only if they're small. Large ones tend to drool everywhere, and it brings about feelings of anxiety in terms of my clothes.

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Maybe getting a cat is not so much of a bad idea after all. It's not like it would take up anywhere close to as much space as his dogs

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Cats are spectacular. You absolutely should.

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Have you considered transitioning from male to female?

No.

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Would you date a trans man?

Is this even a question? What part of "I like men" wasn't clear to you? Are you an idiot?

The answer is yes. Obviously.

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i feel like every other month @it-fucking-rhymes-official and @unstable-design are on the verge of a divorce, and instead of talking to each other they just fuck it out and so the problem never really goes away

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A divorce, you say? Does there appear to be any desire for a rebound partner?

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if they have a rebound partner it’s gonna be hannibal with ME, and my moot is taking will. i know someone who wants you tho

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Oh, do tell.

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hey @frederickchiltonsdivacup i got a gift for you

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Oh. You were talking about him.

I distanced myself from that... perverse freak of nature... months ago. I want nothing to do with him. He's a mangy dog, chasing my coattails.

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i feel like every other month @it-fucking-rhymes-official and @unstable-design are on the verge of a divorce, and instead of talking to each other they just fuck it out and so the problem never really goes away

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A divorce, you say? Does there appear to be any desire for a rebound partner?

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

if they have a rebound partner it’s gonna be hannibal with ME, and my moot is taking will. i know someone who wants you tho

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Oh, do tell.

[the-cookie-monster-tm]

i feel like every other month @it-fucking-rhymes-official and @unstable-design are on the verge of a divorce, and instead of talking to each other they just fuck it out and so the problem never really goes away

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A divorce, you say? Does there appear to be any desire for a rebound partner?

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Just out of curiosity, how long was your longest relationship? How recently was your last one?

From what I've seen you say on here, your love live isn't doing so hot

Longest? I had a girlfriend for a few years.

Most recent? Define "relationship."

My love life is none of your business. I'm comfortable with my arrangements.

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Have you considered transitioning?

To a more research-based psychiatric occupation? Absolutely.

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How many bones do you have and how long do you plan to keep them?

I never bothered to check, and I'm not a mathematical man. However many I have, I plan to keep them for life.

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Did you ever come out to your parents?

No. I hadn't realized, by the time they died. Does it matter? I wouldn't have done it, even if they were still alive. I keep to the shadows. Long-term love isn't made for me, and no parent wants to hear about their son's lust-driven encounters at bars and airports.

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Did any of your patients ever try to sleep with you?

I've been flirted with, no doubt about it. He wasn't a patient --- though he should have been, in retrospect --- but Matthew was prone to getting a bit frisky with me. Stray touches, leaning over my desk, trying to cut my clothes when I walked past him. Immature flirtations. Hated every moment of it.

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According to a Merriam-Webster article:

The correct spelling is foreword. It is spelled with an e and ends with word.

A foreword is a short introductory statement at the beginning of a book, usually written by someone other than the author.

Easy memory trick: Books contain words, and foreword ends in word.

Do not confuse it with forward, which is used for directions or advancement (e.g., moving forward).

I'm gonna need a link to this.