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@chiltonpsych
Here's something interesting that typically gets a bit of a shocked response from those around me:
As an infant, before I was cleared to be brought home from the NICU, I was declared legally dead six times.
Fascinating! Would you care to explain? Try not to use too many words.
The summer heat is standing in my way of writing peacefully. Shall I vacation?
The farther the better
From you and your freak of a companion? I could never agree more.
The summer heat is standing in my way of writing peacefully. Shall I vacation?
This has been a rather horrific afternoon, and if possible, I would choose to never repeat a single facet of it. I may as well burn this suit and today's choice of cane.
It appears that I have ingested an edible. Purely by accident, I assure you.
I have attempted to make myself vomit, but to no avail. Time is the only cure.
It appears that I have ingested an edible. Purely by accident, I assure you.
You definitely are when it comes to love
There is a difference between obliviousness and a lack of experience.
Does it come as a shame to you, that I surpass you in experience? Though I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise, since I am holding a more advanced degree.
Quality over quantity
And you only apply this principle to the same sex, no? In heterosexual affairs, you've certainly pursued quantity in your partners.
It was a different part of my life.
What does my sex life matter to you anyways? Do you really care that much about what I do in my own bed?
It certainly provides a fascinating psychological window. After all, you had no problem keeping it in the workplace, did you? And did we not chase the same killer?
Still doesn't justify you focusing on our private lives this much. Almost makes me think this is some fantasy of yours
My only fantasy is to have you and your freak husband bound to my facility once more.
You definitely are when it comes to love
There is a difference between obliviousness and a lack of experience.
Does it come as a shame to you, that I surpass you in experience? Though I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise, since I am holding a more advanced degree.
Quality over quantity
And you only apply this principle to the same sex, no? In heterosexual affairs, you've certainly pursued quantity in your partners.
It was a different part of my life.
What does my sex life matter to you anyways? Do you really care that much about what I do in my own bed?
It certainly provides a fascinating psychological window. After all, you had no problem keeping it in the workplace, did you? And did we not chase the same killer?
You definitely are when it comes to love
There is a difference between obliviousness and a lack of experience.
Does it come as a shame to you, that I surpass you in experience? Though I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise, since I am holding a more advanced degree.
Quality over quantity
And you only apply this principle to the same sex, no? In heterosexual affairs, you've certainly pursued quantity in your partners.
You definitely are when it comes to love
There is a difference between obliviousness and a lack of experience.
Does it come as a shame to you, that I surpass you in experience? Though I suppose it shouldn't come as a surprise, since I am holding a more advanced degree.
Will “Oblivious” Graham-Lecter
I was the FBI's best profiler. I don't think you could call me oblivious
You were perpetually confounded as to the Ripper's motivation for framing you. I assessed his intentions rather quickly, compared to yourself.
For man who said he was not interested in asking questions, you suddenly have a lot of them.
I do enjoy the last one pretty well. Although given I'm rather studied myself, I believe I could suffice without it. Granted, I don't have a PhD. But I digress.
I suppose we are all addicted to something in a way. We all have our vices. Though they're not necessarily the same, addictions and vices that is. My vice, personally, is good taste. I enjoy the finer things. I am not afraid to use the wealth I possess.
Though I do not believe that would be my addiction. My addiction is truly knowledge. I think that is a fair thing to be addicted to. Not exactly harming, is it?
Stick to alcohol and sex like the rest of us.
I quite enjoy espresso martinis. On the rare occasion I do drink of course. I typically only drink with others.
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Well, aren't you special?
If not drinking, then what? Surely, you're addicted to something. Smoking? Sex? Pills? Talking to men with PhDs?
Good luck finding me Doctor. And to think, you're getting defensive when I'm being nice. Imagine how you'd be if I wasn't. A shame too. I'm such a big fan.
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My fans are aware of my attitude. They're used to it, and they adore it.
If you insist, I'll ask you a question:
What's your drink of choice?
Well frankly Doctor I don't know what's exactly interesting about me to tell you. I mean, I'm not the best-selling author here, am I? The questions were a chance for you to find something, because I certainly don't know
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I charge for online appointments. I'll have my secretary invoice you.
You wish to analyze someone Doctor? I'll bite. What kind of probing questions you got for me?
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I don't want to analyze anyone. I told you to tell me something interesting about yourself, and being a pain in the ass isn't the sort of "fun fact" I'd like to hear. Go back and try, try again.
I'm so bored, it feels as if the clocks are about to melt from the walls. Tell me something interesting for once, but it must be about yourself. I must ask you to refrain from making unwarranted observations about my behavior. I am not interested in being analyzed at the moment. Break the silence that looms over you.
In other words, tell me something that nobody knows about you. You can trust me; I'm a psychiatrist.
