DARK HORSES. ⁽ᵃᵖ⁾

HEAVY HEADCANON BASED FMA MULTIMUSE

[chimeramade]

[viperbreath-a]

viperbreath‌:

             SO. TODAY SOMETHING HAPPENED.  In November 23th I took my Dog to the Veterinary in an emergency, he had been throwing up a lot and woke up crying and whining, they gave him some meds for “abdominal discomfort” and released him. Today, December 5th, my mother took him to get an ultrasound scan and they found something in his stomach, most likely a sock. To get it removed and to make sure he will be ok, we need to take him to get an endoscopy. Since I make 600 bucks a month, I can’t pay for it in full.  If you wan’t I can take a photo of his exams and of the procedure’s bill once he arrives home. 

             EITHER WAY, Considering the situation, I am going to open commissions with a better price. I  will  be doing COLORED ICONS  for  whomever is too busy  to color themselves but still like the aesthetic! 

      Talk  to  me  about  what  you  need  and  we  can  come  up  with  a  good  price!

                                   Those are some examples for my colored icons

                 You may find examples of my theme backgrounds and mobile banners

                                                  E X A M P L E S      H E R E

                                 You may find examples of my work with e-zines

                           HERE          HERE           HERE          HERE       HERE 

EDIT,  DECEMBER 11th :  On my way home, a man in a motorcycle busted my side mirror, and damaged it entirely, it broke the inside part so it don’t stay in place, and since it’s an electric side mirror, it will cost me money that I don’t have, so in addition to my doggy’s expenses now I have this one too.  I currently have 3 commissions to be done, but if you are not in a rush, I will be delighted to make you whatever you need! December is not my lucky month.

[bersalah-archive]

                                     My loving heart                                   Lost in the dark                            For hope I’d give my everything

MUSE//RULES Loved by: Kyu

[chimeramade]

        -- SHORP. who wants a nestie in their inbox ?

[fma2003-fmab-stuff]

[chimeramade]

@musetory

[kenzokuki]

one episode, one gif: Havoc’s good news

[chimeramade]

@musetory

[shorpstastic]

CHIBI COMMISSIONS ! !

Hello hello ! My sister’s currently opened a ko-fi commission for anyone who wants a chibi made for them– they can be either canon characters or ocs, whichever you prefer !If you don’t have the money to ask for one, spreading the word through reblogs is always appreciated !

HERE is the link to her ko-fi account, & HERE is a link to her twitter, where you can see more of her art, as well as more information detailing her commissions !

To summarise the prices - x1 coffee = a chibi headshot ( can be formatted like an icon ! ) x2 coffees = a waist-up ! x3 coffees = a fullbody chibi, as seen in the example image !

[sakataz]

M O M E N T S I N B R I G G S !

[kyousei-archive]

     ❝ It is because I am the strongest dragon in the world, obviously.

ind. sel. priv. acnologia from fairy tail. written by nia. sideblog to kyousei! please ♡ or ↻!

[korabelart]

 №11  Captain Buccaneer 

He is strong. He is cool. He is a crocodile. 

[chimeramade]

Hi there! I'm fairly new to rping on this site and I noticed that a lot of rpers tag their posts with things like ooc, muse, aesthetic, and ect. is there something like a list of these common rp tags that can be referenced?

        -- SHORP. hey hey !! first off-- welcome to this hellsite & to its rpc !! it’s a pain in the ass sometimes, but we’re all here to suffer together amiright ? 

        -- SECOND off, i wouldn’t say there’s necessarily a list ? the tags are mostly so one can keep their blog tidy & makes it easier to navigate through your blog later on ( like if you want to look through your hc’s, you can look through the hc tag ). the type of things tagged varies depending on the type of blog ( single muse or multi muse ) & each persons personal preference--  but if i had to rec what to tag, it’d be; ooc, ic, crack, aesthetics, musings, wishlist, memes, images, headcanons, promo, self promo, common triggers & a bunch more ! those are the ones i use most often anyway. you could always try going to different blogs & looking at their navigation page to see what sort of things they tag, since like i said, it varies between blogs !

        -- WRITING in general is a learning experience, so i say try to experiment on things as you go ? or if you have more questions / doubts about how to write on here, you could always go to rp help sites, like THIS one or THIS one. hope this helped & hope you enjoy your time here !

[chimeramade]

( AKARI. )

          she watched the chimera, still smiling as kindly at him; she’d been watching him for a bit, and she always held a fondness for him, but she never really spoke on it– the words came out before she could stop them, but it didn’t change the genuine meaning behind them. as he smiled, she in turn smiled wider. 

“well, it’s true.” reaching over, she patted bido’s head, glad to see him accept the compliment. “what’re you up to today, anyways?”

『 BIDO 』

        oh man, he doesn’t know what to do with the compliments other than-- ❝ i-- thank you. ❞ gosh, he was repeating himself like a broken record ( making a FOOL of himself ! ), shifting on his feet as he tried to come up with something else to say.

        which is why he wasted no time in answering the other’s question, excited to take any chance to SHOVE away his awkwardness, ❝ u-um, i haven’t been doing much today. it’s, y’know, one of those days & i don’t have much energy-- but ! it’s my turn to help CLEAN the bar, so i was just about to get the things i need. ❞

[chimeramade]

( SHE SLEP. )

She drank herself to sleep. Clearly attractive, Lara, truly.

『 ROA 』

        quietly places a blanket over her & turns off the lights

[chimeramade]

( BIDO. )

          bido smiled wide at dolcetto’s response; it was rare that they had a day like this, allowed to laze about the bar without a job or something or other pulling them away. scurrying over simply to get to the couch quicker, he perched himself on the cushion, half-laying on the armrest, his face pressing against it

“it’s nice to have time like this, huh? mister greed doesn’t have anything for us to do right now.”

『 DOLCETTO 』

        a HEARTY chuckle leaves him as he watches the other joined him on the couch, shifting slightly to the side just to make sure bido had enough space. ❝ geez, the couch is not going anywhere ! ❞ smile stays fixed on his features as he jokingly NUDGES the other with his elbow, before going back to his previous activity, turning the sword in his hand in order to inspect it even more. 

        -- ❝ yeah, you’re not wrong there. slow days are fun, that’s true-- but sometimes i wish we had more things to do, y’know ? i’m ITCHING to do something, but i have absolutely no idea what to do. ❞

[imadetomorrowhappen]

suffrage

[chimeramade]

"/Th' fuck's y'r problem?! Y' don't gotta be afraid!/ Ahem, Wilde... don't be so rude." The young man's true voice is soft-spoken and accented milder than the voice he does to translate for the large snake around his shoulders. Snake steps forward, peering down at the other. Silver hair nearly reaches his shoulders; more notable are the silver patches of scales that stand out on his skin. "... You needn't hide. My friends and I won't hurt you." (( BIDO APPRECIATION, here's my scaly boy <3 ))

『 BIDO 』

          almost INSTINCTIVELY he flinches back at the harsh voice, jumping back & creating a rather big distance between the stranger & himself. ❝ u-um-- ❞ what was this guy’s deal ? & the snake-- it talked. pure & utter confusion engulfed him, APPREHENSION settling in his heart as he did nothing but stare at the other, taking yet another step back as he comes closer. ❝ s-stay where you are ! ❞

          without his friends anywhere near, it was his moment to step up for himself, even if it meant STEPPING out of his comfort zone. was this guy friendly ? was this guy an enemy ? until he knew for sure, he’d stay on guard, eyes darting to search for the nearest escape route. ❝ i don’t know you... & i don’t know what you’ll do. i have no reason to trust you. ❞

[lingthing]

Fort Briggs memes

“Oh, I dunno, BEARS?”

[holds up an inanimate object] “Is THIS a Drachman spy?”

[talking about Olivier] “That’s why her hair is so big, it’s…full of secrets”

“what the fuck is a summer”

“Ahh, I’m so thirsty!” [tilts cup to take a sip. several ice cubes spill out]

[a very tiny animal/insect appears] “GET THE TANK”

“Let’s ask Major Miles!” [soldiers turn to a pineapple with glasses on it]

“statistics show that on average, every briggs soldier owns at least 2 ugly shirts. neil, who owns approximately 12,047 ugly shirts, is an outlier and should not have been counted”

[picture of soldiers doing something really stupid, like planking or hanging upside down from the ceiling] “this is the briggs way”

snow/ice puns EVERYWHERE

[karnessah]

[jaffacountingtribblesinthetardis]

Okay but listen:

Major Miles delivers his Patented Death Glare™ and confiscates the pineapple without a word.

The next day somebody is called into his office and Major Miles has the pineapple–still wearing sunglasses–on his desk.

The pineapple sits at Major Miles’s spot whenever there’s a meeting he doesn’t want to go to. Major Miles is recorded as present but abstaining.

General Armstrong seems not to notice a difference and talks to the pineapple in exactly the same way she would talk to Miles. Her soldiers love this.

Mustang comes up to Fort Briggs to visit and is told that Major Miles will show him around: he is handed a pineapple.

At one point the pineapple is dropped and splits. It is rushed to the infirmary and the entire fort is plunged into mourning when news spreads that the major didn’t make it. The remains are buried with proper ceremony and heart-felt speeches about how the major would want them to carry on. Everyone pretends they can neither see nor hear Major Miles, although they seem to sense that, in some mysterious way, his spirit is still with them.

Major Miles is able to avoid his least favorite duties for about a week on the grounds that he’s dead.

When a soldier brings up a new pineapple from the town the major’s triumphant return is greeted with jubilation. Some weep. Rumors of the methods of his miraculous escape abound.

A Drachman spy is captured and interrogation is given to the major. The terrified man is left sitting in front of a sunglasses-wearing pineapple for hours. Occasionally a soldier will enter and quickly leave again, apologizing to Major Miles for not realizing he was still interrogating the suspect. (The spy turns out to be an innocent local salesman who is let off with a stern warning. He spreads the word that Fort Briggs soldiers are Actually Crazy.)