Wade W Wilson

Not salty enough to be salt bae (RP blog for Wade Wilson. I most RP over Skype but my ask box is open! Mostly movie canon ((the new ones, not that X-Men bullshit)) compliant)

[captaincorruptor]

Tush Tuesday.

Ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back 

Brother, wanna thank your mother for a butt like that

Can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?

If looks could kill you would be an uzi

You’re a shotgun - bang! What’s up with that thang?

I wanna know how does it hang?

Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover

Like Prince said you’re a sexy mutha-

inspiration

Happy Tush Tuesday Everyone! 

[master-of-duct-tape]

Bright as the sun

I wanna have some fun

Come and give me some of that yum-yum

[jennygirl2014]

genius

[sarifinasnightmare]

Someone needs to finish the song off. Please?

[captaincorruptor]

On your mark, get set, go, let me go, let me shoop

To the next man in the three-piece suit

I spend all my dough, ray me, cutie

Shoop shoop a-doobie like Scoobie Doobie Doo

I love you in your big jeans, you give me nice dreams

You make me wanna scream, “Oooo, oooo, oooo!”

I like what ya do when you do what ya do

You make me wanna shoop

[cavillstanpascal-deactivated202]

Flashbacks to high-school with that song. Reblogging for the absolute brilliance of this post.

[broooooooooooo]

In case y’all are wondering

Deadpool is not straight. Never has been. Never will be.

This. Is. Canon.

And there’s nothing you can do about it.

[thejediguy]

[ryanreynoldssource]

Ryan Reynolds photographed by Guy Aroch for Mr Porter

[lizzythelezzy]

dad nailed it [x]

[hannahvardit]

aunt may does right by her nephew. 

[wackd-archive]

oh my god this is adorable

[menlove-men]

[lewis-tan]

Um, you want to go with me? Yeah, sure. Really? I mean, great. Cool.

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

[iumba]

Inktober day 4 - I just want wade Wilson to be happy

[nochillrogers]

» Favorite photos of Tom Holland [1-2/?]

[maesterswereright]

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Deleted tumblrtextpost lines from Deadpool (#2)

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[brolinjosh]

[someshitstorm-blog]

I still love this gif.

[eat-some-pizza]

[ryanreynoldssource]

Any kind of crisis can be good. It wakes you up.