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[voidy-core]

[kissme-withyour-cherrylipstick]

Morgana Pendragon + text posts

[thiktok]

top ten videos taken before disaster

[just-rhys-things]

[Video Description Starts: the camera holder, who is walking in the forest, is singing, “Found a stick on the ground, and now I’m gonna use it. All this power that I found, gonna totally abuse it” as a German Shepherd picks up a large tree branch twice the length of its body with its mouth and rushes toward two hikers further up the path. The video cuts out just before the stick presumably strikes both of the unaware hikers in the back of the legs. Video Description Ends]

[invisible-pink-toast]

✨ height difference ✨

[warrior-of-storms]

Very stupid that I can't take the muscles out of my neck & upper back & beat them with a meat tenderizer. I think that would fix me

[sceyart]

some of the highlights of remake were uh....

[chainedmemory28]

Roku boy for my best friend :33

[s-aint-elmo]

god gives her hardest battles to her cuntiest soldiers

(ID in alt text)

by the time canon rolls around mira's lovergirl goggles protect her from the worst of it. but zoey wearing crocs w socks still forces her to cycle thru every deep breathing exercise known to man

[kinschi]

Some Huntrix fluff 💙🩷💜

[moymoimi]

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[susxc]

Them

[joseopher-deactivated20260418]

before you stab someone: THINK!

how can you make it Tender?

how can you make it Homoerotic?

how can you make it Implicitly intimate?

how can you make it Noticeably a metaphor for sex?

how can you make it Kind of gay?

[weonsinnombre]

[steadfast-deactivated20210221]

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

[darcyshire]

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

[doodle-shenanigans]

Choose your fighter

[holic-user]

This is the funniest shit

Thank you so much for sharing

[chrysopoeias]

I like how Arakawa is inconsistent on their height difference... honey I shrunk my lieutenant

Hand...

[riza-hawks-eye]

[riza-hawks-eye]

I love the way the Elric's board of epilogue photos have a personal-looking picture of Black Hayate, his gf and their puppies...

...and then they only have this one official looking photo of Roy and Riza that could have been from a random newspaper clipping.

I choose to believe that Riza only keeps in touch with the Elrics via dog photos. Everything that happens to her and Roy they need to sus out from news stories.

"Dear Riza, Black Hayate has grown so much. thanks for all the pictures. But uhhh what's this we've been hearing about Mustang becoming the new Fuhrer?"

"Dear Riza, We all think it's great that Black Hayate has a new girlfriend. She's very cute. But seriously, did Mustang launch a full-scale war crimes tribunal? Could you maybe reply to this letter with words next time? We're a little scared."

"Dear Riza, The new puppies are very cute. Why have you put yourselves on trial??????"

"Dear Riza, WE GET IT THE PUPPIES ARE CUTE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND MUSTANG DOING PLEADING GUILY ON ALL COUNTS? WHO IS GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY IF YOU DO THIS????"

"Dear Riza, HOW ARE YOU STILL SENDING US PUPPY PHOTOS IN JAIL? WHY DID THEY LET YOU BRING THE DOGS??????"