gold star swingin left right

i am not asain. i am not jewish. but everyone thinks i am, and that is gucci

[eggy-o]

Can you cuties help me by taking a few seconds out of your time to vote for me here on this botm poll? Thanks for your help and good luck to others in it!

[eggy-o]

s/o to jesus

[newyorkcitysubway-deactivated20]

[pugclub]

[teenscoolest]

date me please and i’ll promote you

[unvoreable]

“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”

[potatoandotherwise-deactivated2]

"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"

have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why

[yutoube-deactivated20140101]

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

[heartless]

[fyeahmovieclub]

[innocenthues-blog]

Greatest pick up of all time

[chinky-jew]

me: wakes up

me: opens computer before eyelids

[racingbarakarts]

So there’s these two guys I know who always talk and when one talks, the other just crosses his arms then stares. In this picture, the one in the red is talking about trucks, which the one in the blue-gray wasn’t paying attention to. The one in red even asked the one in blue what his favorite truck is.

His response was, “yeah, same.”

[racingbarakarts]

Update: Guy in red got sad because a girl made fun of his drawing. Guy in the blue asked him this.

[breatheoutatlantis]

that is very cute

[chinky-jew]

Me: hello is anyone there

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Silence:

Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

[strongbowdarkfruit]

trees are rooting for you

[bewbin]

haha blaze it 

[bewbin]

now thats what i call some high quality marijuana 

[bewbin]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OHOOOOHOHOHOHOOH

[plymoth-offical-deactivated2014]

[gokus-remade]