welcome to the shitshow

anna | 28 | she/her | professional shitposter

[kosmogrl]

i’m so kind but i’m so evil and bitter

[chiorboyatbest]

i have to keep eating the pretzels because maybe the Next One will be extra Salty

[achillesinhighheels]

[cannibalchicken]

[xexir]

most exalted pout fri 13th, mexico

[greelin]

they’re burning me at the stake tomorrow. If anyone wants to come

[chiorboyatbest]

romanticizing taking my iron supplement

[xanaxfarts]

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[flutterbvnny]

daily affirmation i do NOT have a secret disgusting evil hidden within me that will some day make its way out

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[youtendtoforget-deactivated2025]

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

[covertfolklorewarfare]

When I have to go to the grocery store

[thahalfrican]

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[ohholydyke]

“Minimalist nativity sets can’t hurt you”

Minimalist nativity sets:

[dr-jackie]

yeah, this is awful, I had to do it though

[lepidopteragirl]

we all have our own crosses to bear. for example. sometimes i enjoy a panic at the disco song

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏