[chipotlelord]

hey pals, it’s david dobrik here. you probably have seen me doing dumb shit on youtube. i am great at bothering my friends. my greatest achievement in life is getting noticed by robert downey jr on twitter. take me to chipotle and i’ll probably ask for your hand in marriage.

ignore this terrible intro and message me on hangouts at fourtwentyseconds instead.

[shez-a-dove-deactivated20161204]

Local Dumbasss Knew What They Were Getting Themselves Into and Did It Anyways

[chipotlelord]

the resemblance is uncanny.

[chipotlelord]

this is me crying out for friends

[chipotlelord]

no fucking way, half of my molar fell out while i was chewing gum and i feel like i’m falling apart

[clowncardui-deactivated20210731]

hi my name is kristen mcatee and i probably overshare on the internet ✨

bvtim.weak is the hangouts ☺️

[cowboybootz]

alexa ; i guess this is an intro.

hey, hi. i’m heath. part of that weird thing called the vlog squad i guess. david dobrik is my boss and i do weird shit solely because of that so i don’t get fired. one time i jumped into a table so hard that i thought i broke my back and elijah wood asked me if i was okay so i forgot about it. aside from vlogs my new found passion is my coffee company kramoda so come find ur new coffee plug @scnditink & lets be friends

[chipotlelord]

i think i’m allergic to lennon

[tastefullyoffensive]

7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need [collegehumor]

[chipotlelord]

lennon didn’t tell me that the farm was cold too :(

[chipotlelord]

having a sugary drink before bed was no bueno

[futuremoji]

Your fifth most recent emoji is what your soulmate thinks about you

[2-point-5]

y'all, i made a quiz on what your stereotype is.

[chipotlelord]

i’m on earwax removal tik tok, don’t mind me

[chipotlelord]

do you ever associate “k”, “ok”, and “okay” with different tones? like “k” is mad, “ok” is when they’re annoyed or not interested, and “okay” is like genuinely interested or understands.

[chipotlelord]

my costar called me the fuck out

[girlsuggestion]

i applaud people who have been through hell but are still kind & loving towards other humans. i hope the universe will soon reward you with happiness.