lipstick witch

I claim to be a lot of things but I don't claim to have a good blog so here ya go

[chipskylark]

hello ????

holy shit this website is still exactly the same

[criticalremnant]

me: i want someone to love me

any boy im compatible with: hey :)

me:

[the-destroia-deactivated2016081]

tuukka rask breaks into the hockey hall of fame using nothing but his stanley cup ring and the sharpness of his cheekbones. he steals the vezina trophy, replaces it with a milk crate, and rides off into the night with dobby in his sidecar motorcycle.

[kevinkevinson]

[onmcleodnine-deactivated2017062]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW

[rottenbutrecovering]

[rottenbutrecovering]

Don’t talk to me or my 46 daydream alternate universes again

[avpdkaneki]

me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING

[ndhoneybee]

Y'all mind if I

disappear permanently

[goaliemagics]

me: stutters out fifteen sentence fragments that no-one can make sense of not even me me: you know?

[1aju-archive-deactivated2017121]

me: haha im so mad that this person hurt me

me inside: reevaluating every single action that happened from the exact beginning of us interacting so that i can in some way blame it on myself because clearly, if someone hurt me, i did something wrong to deserve it 

[snime]

atla has the clearest demonstration of the emo/goth dichotomy of any piece of modern media, i think. we as an audience know that zuko and mai shouldn’t have ended up together, and this is because zuko (an emo) and mai (a goth) are so fundamentally different. in this essay, i will address th

[gotinterest]

While it is tempting to categorize Zuko as an emo, careful analysis reveals that he is actually a punk. While his constant angst is a symptom of an emo like nature, his lust for justice/ honor, his angry outbursts, and his teenage rebellion are far more in line with the subculture of punk. In my response, I will address th

[kosherqueer]

me: *stubs my toe* wow….i hate men

[chipskylark]

me: haha boy that moment sure was embarrassing

avpd: it sure was

avpd: im gonna replay it for 13 years

[highnoonbinary]

smash that like button if your avoidance is destroying all your relationships due to your inability to stay in contact and unwillingness to see people voluntarily, leaving you an empty broken shell of a person!!

[bartybunsgone-deactivated201206]

[harmocd]

*avoids responsibility because i embarrassed myself trying to do it once*

[avpdkaneki]

someone: do u want to go do this thing w me

me: ……………in theory

[lesbianrey]

can’t be embarrassed if I avoid doing anything