[slab-o-meat]

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

[amongthespaghetti]

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

[thotvengers]

Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:

T'challa, king of the lesbians

[thotvengers]

Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly “enough” what?? Hmm i smell racism

[thotvengers]

Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more

[amazonian-america-chavez]

Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.

[garnetgh0st]

Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls

T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.

The dichotomy we need

[motherfuckingnazgul]

#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t'challa literally can’t talk to his crush

exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and t’challa attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are like “he’s the worst we need to help him”

[make--it--gayer]

[enoch-art]

*Magic Brian voice* I’m so proud of zem!!!

Decided to put all the very good adventure boys together. :,,,,,,) I had to squeeze these out before the finale. I’m not ready for the Balance arc to end—it’s been a very rocky year and a half for me, but the show has been such a fun and safe mindspace to been in, and listening to it definitely made things easier to cope with. But the boys do deserve a happy ending, so I’ll just hang onto that for now.

[ Commission Info ]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[bloodyarchimedes]

Ono

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tybalt-tisk]

Suburbitank.

[ostinlein]

After months of silence, I finally completed the commission animation and can post something new! ^___^ Stages of progress and large images as well.

[dragondrawer]

Omg this is crazy good TwT

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Only death separates a trainer and his Bulbasaur

Artist:  kusasugiruneko / Twitter

[babyanimalgifs]

Me thinking about a joke I told last week

[argumate]

what the fuck, that’s way funnier than the screengrabs

[vvdotcom]

I changed my mind, TikTok is Vine 2, which is amazing.

[aqueerkettleofish]

British Cops Want to Use AI to Spot Porn—But It Keeps Mistaking Desert Pics for Nudes

London’s Metropolitan Police believes that its artificial intelligence software will be up to the task of detecting images of child abuse in the next “two to three years.” But, in its current state, the system can’t tell the difference between a photo of a desert and a photo of a naked body.

This just seemed appropriate today.

[ericvilas]

oh please please PLEASE let Tumblr flag this post

[ericvilas]

FUCK YES WE DID IT FOLKS

[hungry-joe]

[clock-heart-deactivated20251220]

one of my favorite things about the pokemon universe is how the humans are esp. the bad guys 

like mob boss giovonni can pull out a glock and waste my 10 y/o ass but he doesn’t he just accepts that i knocked out his cat and hands me money

[therebloggening]

I have my own theory that humans in the Pokemon world don’t even have a concept of direct violence. They settle all disputes through Pokemon battles, but also a human without pokemon is entirely helpless.  This might lend its self further to the notion that humans can’t venture outside of towns without bringing trained pokemon to protect them.  Like, can Pokemon world humans even throw a punch? I think the notion of humans ever directly using violence against one another without pokemon involved is something they can’t even think of.

[operayawns]

In one of the movies ash just straight up clocks lucario

[squided]

ash is innovative in a world where humans can’t punch

[ganymedesclock]

*steeples fingers* okay so I know this is a humorous fun joke but like…

Let’s think about this for a moment.

Mob Boss Giovanni probably has a gun. Given the level of technological development in pokemon’s universe it’s very unlikely that nobody invented gunpowder or ever thought to put it together into a weapon, or that Giovanni would procure one.

Let’s also assume the average ten-year-old bright-eyed pokemon trainer is not wearing a bulletproof vest, or has particularly impressive gun dodging abilities.

Giovanni shoots child, Giovanni probably dies immediately.

Why?

Keep reading

[lymphonodge2]

very tiny animals fill me w both love & anxiety

[lymphonodge2]

u are divine & please be careful

[bramblepatch]

Taako and Lup were canonically passed around from family member to family member as kids and struck out on their own fairly young, taking odd jobs with traveling caravans or running confidence scams and spending most of their time on the road.

Which makes it super fucking impressive that they’re both really accomplished and powerful wizards? You can’t become a wizard by accident. You can spontaneously manifest sorcery, and you can certainly be tricked, manipulated, or forced into a warlock’s pact you didn’t intend to make, but you really can’t just accidentally start doing wizardry. Wizardry is magic gained through intense study. The twins must have fought tooth and nail for every scrap of magic they learned. Finding wizards who would give them a few lessons before they moved on, comparing notes and checking each other’s work, buying begging or stealing spellbooks to painstakingly decipher.

Taako keeps careful track of what material components they both need for their spellwork, learns what they need to get, and what he can transmute from something else, and where they can make substitutions.

Lup always checks Taako’s math for him.

[fluffysheeps]

Shiny cabbage 🌱✨

[pocketss]

it’s just one of those croissant days

[pocketss]

we love a recovery

[anexperimentallife]

The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.

[littlewitchlingrowan]

I better see EVERYBODY reblogging this