mmm ok

Look at all these chickens

[greelin]

literallllllyyyyyy old men are so annoying like “why are you on your phone” why do you care? how is it any of your business? why are you ugly

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

adulthood is spending 20 minutes debating the phrasing of an email that essentially says ‘thanks’

[bodyglitter]

this one literally killed me bye

[bandtshirt]

romeo and juliet didn’t drink poison they drank flat tummy tea and died

[that-twink-over-there]

Jameela Jamil ghostwrote this post

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[depsidase]

[fuks]

[slavery]

Y’all drink water? Ain’t that the same stuff in my toilet? LMAOOOOOO

[blackgirlsvevo]

i can’t be friends w/ ppl who are chill w/ a bug being in the room bc ‘it isn’t doing anything to you’ like i can’t be messing w/ that type of toxic mindset when I have love for myself

[bandtshirt]

[amateur]

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[sweaterszn]

tag urself as a student type

coffee: always frantic, has a crammed schedule, never stops consuming caffeine, will agree to go to a party even if they have a six a.m. shift the next day

bujo: organized, likes to makes lists and keep track of things, plans outfit the night before, stresses when they get a grade less than a B

oops: stopped caring in the third grade, somehow manages to get okay grades, never studies, kind of lazy, would eat Waffle House at 3 in the morning

sweatshirt: is trying as hard as they possibly can, has to study and work hard for their grades, constantly stressing, has social anxiety, tries to do every extra curricular under the sun

aesthetique: probably vegetarian or vegan, has a “mom jean” 80′s aesthetic, glorifies local cafes, wants to live in Europe, always wants to cut their hair

gothique: black clothes only, still stans my chemical romance, uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism, desperately wants some tattoos, likes the black lipstick look but too shy to do it

[deadbeatmaker]

every true crime video about serial killers is like… “obviously he was an attractive man” (shows a picture of the ugliest person I’ve ever seen in my life)

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

I HATE STIM INSTAGRAM

[sunfortune]

op: this old timey person was so cool! 😩💘

first comment: some nerd: [long ass multiple paragraph comment on how cool they were]

second comment: yeah that person was actually a whole violent racist and all around terrible person.

[arodudejude]

me at four in the afternoon watching a 2hr video essay tearing apart a movie that i’ve never seen

[ilovematchawithcoconutmilk]

@typonegative